Taking a moment to observe my past privilege:

- lil rhino family
- lion cub (the paws omg)
- baaaaby african elephant
- this beautiful falcon
- the large blue butterfly (one of the last native to the UK. My dad accidentally squashed it.)

Honestly, AI mostly just makes me sad. Poor Charlie Brown! Did he step into Jeff Goldblum's transporter? What sort of torture is it to have the softest ears known to humanity attached directly onto your head? Can he hear what only dogs can hear? Science gone mad.

The goth two-step, finally explained by science (tm). If you haven't been on the receiving end of a mild-mannered elbow while you danced to 80s tunes, have you ever really lived?

This is the default behaviour from google when searching 'football euros'?!

Default to men's football. Default to a game that took place last *year*, when my country's women's team not only played the final but won it only two days ago?

So. Weird.

How is it that I'm only just learning these things. Helicopters and Pterosaurs are linguistically related. What.

If you see this, repost with your getaway vehicle.

Mid-june (but it's allegedly not even high season yet). Technically I'm not even allergic to tree pollen but I'm still taking swingeing amounts of antihistamines and still failing to stay upright.

I mean just look at this goofy lil guy. Hmm... is Allie Brosh @alliebrosh a time traveller?!

We didn't really know until we had the science to analyse the archaeology for pigment, but yes I can see how certain people would read it that way! Even my brain is a bit wedded to the white marble - the painted reality is so cartoonish sometimes.