Productivity vs. Paycheck" graph—visual proof that your effort is on an Olympic sprint while your salary is taking a leisurely stroll.

Exactly.

If at first you don’t succeed… try, try again (and again, and again, and—sigh).

If only… 🤔

Your Personalized Workplace Sanity Plan is a quick-reflection tool designed to help you navigate workplace chaos with clarity and self-care. Use it to affirm your worth, set daily intentions, and remind yourself that you are not responsible for fixing dysfunction—just surviving it with grace.

Kick off your routine with unapologetic affirmations to remind you that corporate chaos isn’t your burden to bear. Reclaim your power, laugh in the face of workplace absurdity, and own your success. #DailyAffirmations

Try this: Inhale like it’s your first coffee, hold like HR actually handled that coworker, exhale like you just dodged a meeting.

Repeat as needed. Sanity not guaranteed, but it helps.

Let’s talk toxic work phrases—the ones that sound nice but hide chaos underneath. 🫠 #ToxicWorkCulture

Self-care isn’t selfish—it’s survival. Take the time to unplug, breathe, and recharge. You can’t pour from an empty cup. 💆🏽‍♀️ #SelfCare #Balance #Recharge

And it's only the beginning of the week... #Mood

My second attempt at making a protein
shake. What am I doing wrong? @titosvodka.bsky.social #vibes

A day in the life. #work