Lylli ✨
@simplylylli.bsky.social
Career:
⚖️ Freelance Will, Trust & Estates Paralegal • Notary Public NYS • Executive Assistant • Litigation Support
Hobby:
Crafting • Beauty • Lifestyle • Posh Seller
YT 🎥: simplylylli
⚖️ Freelance Will, Trust & Estates Paralegal • Notary Public NYS • Executive Assistant • Litigation Support
Hobby:
Crafting • Beauty • Lifestyle • Posh Seller
YT 🎥: simplylylli
If the cast is predominantly white or has one black person I’m not watching.
Selling Sunset needed to be cancelled a long time ago.
Selling Sunset needed to be cancelled a long time ago.
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
If the cast is predominantly white or has one black person I’m not watching.
Selling Sunset needed to be cancelled a long time ago.
Selling Sunset needed to be cancelled a long time ago.
I knew we were kind of doomed when people were saying how he’s gonna give us another stimulus check.
Whew chillay.
Whew chillay.
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I knew we were kind of doomed when people were saying how he’s gonna give us another stimulus check.
Whew chillay.
Whew chillay.
I love getting people’s take on a show that I like, but then I always find these weird micro aggressive posts where a person dislikes the sole Black character, but can’t name any fundamental reasons why.
Meanwhile, all other characters have committed atrocities & the Black character just exists.
Meanwhile, all other characters have committed atrocities & the Black character just exists.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I love getting people’s take on a show that I like, but then I always find these weird micro aggressive posts where a person dislikes the sole Black character, but can’t name any fundamental reasons why.
Meanwhile, all other characters have committed atrocities & the Black character just exists.
Meanwhile, all other characters have committed atrocities & the Black character just exists.
I remember a time I watched a mini documentary on this white middle-aged man who lives in his mom’s house who had like seven computers and purposely post rage bait stuff online all day to fuel the toxic online culture and he doesn’t have a job.
And this is why I no longer engage with certain posts.
And this is why I no longer engage with certain posts.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I remember a time I watched a mini documentary on this white middle-aged man who lives in his mom’s house who had like seven computers and purposely post rage bait stuff online all day to fuel the toxic online culture and he doesn’t have a job.
And this is why I no longer engage with certain posts.
And this is why I no longer engage with certain posts.
Reposted by Lylli ✨
Apple Watch “be” like
“Low sleep score”
Change the president… i wasn’t having these problems with Sleepy Joe
“Low sleep score”
Change the president… i wasn’t having these problems with Sleepy Joe
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Apple Watch “be” like
“Low sleep score”
Change the president… i wasn’t having these problems with Sleepy Joe
“Low sleep score”
Change the president… i wasn’t having these problems with Sleepy Joe
I hate the inconsistencies at airports. Some you take your shoes off others you don’t. Some you take your laptops out others you don’t. Some you take your belts and jewelry off others you don’t.
And what I especially hate is the TSA lady making you feel incompetent in light of these inconsistencies
And what I especially hate is the TSA lady making you feel incompetent in light of these inconsistencies
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I hate the inconsistencies at airports. Some you take your shoes off others you don’t. Some you take your laptops out others you don’t. Some you take your belts and jewelry off others you don’t.
And what I especially hate is the TSA lady making you feel incompetent in light of these inconsistencies
And what I especially hate is the TSA lady making you feel incompetent in light of these inconsistencies
My husband, who doesn’t clean his pockets, found a movie ticket from our first date from Jan 14, 2019. 🫶🏾
We went to the movies this weekend and it was $18 pp. 😖
We went to the movies this weekend and it was $18 pp. 😖
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
My husband, who doesn’t clean his pockets, found a movie ticket from our first date from Jan 14, 2019. 🫶🏾
We went to the movies this weekend and it was $18 pp. 😖
We went to the movies this weekend and it was $18 pp. 😖
I don’t watch the RHOSLC because I don’t find it very interesting but I did watch that Mary Cosby docu-series.
It. Was. Insane.
But I’m genuinely not surprised.
#RHOSLC
It. Was. Insane.
But I’m genuinely not surprised.
#RHOSLC
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I don’t watch the RHOSLC because I don’t find it very interesting but I did watch that Mary Cosby docu-series.
It. Was. Insane.
But I’m genuinely not surprised.
#RHOSLC
It. Was. Insane.
But I’m genuinely not surprised.
#RHOSLC
I don’t like how social media is targeting me with “cater to your man”, “traditional wife” type content from women who hate other women.
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t like how social media is targeting me with “cater to your man”, “traditional wife” type content from women who hate other women.
Thank God I didn’t end up with what I thought I wanted.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Thank God I didn’t end up with what I thought I wanted.
December 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My mom says I’m selfish because I told her I don’t want children.
Yea she fucked up the five she had and wants a lineage of trauma? Ugh. Praying I can heal from having a narcissistic mother.
Yea she fucked up the five she had and wants a lineage of trauma? Ugh. Praying I can heal from having a narcissistic mother.
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My mom says I’m selfish because I told her I don’t want children.
Yea she fucked up the five she had and wants a lineage of trauma? Ugh. Praying I can heal from having a narcissistic mother.
Yea she fucked up the five she had and wants a lineage of trauma? Ugh. Praying I can heal from having a narcissistic mother.
These travel bans the US government is implement somehow only seem to target Black and Brown countries.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
These travel bans the US government is implement somehow only seem to target Black and Brown countries.
I hate feeling too much for people.
You distance yourself because someone is clearly manipulating you and somehow they make themselves a victim and you start feeling guilty for distancing myself.
You distance yourself because someone is clearly manipulating you and somehow they make themselves a victim and you start feeling guilty for distancing myself.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I hate feeling too much for people.
You distance yourself because someone is clearly manipulating you and somehow they make themselves a victim and you start feeling guilty for distancing myself.
You distance yourself because someone is clearly manipulating you and somehow they make themselves a victim and you start feeling guilty for distancing myself.
Jess definitely used white woman tears to get out of accountability and Ryan definitely fell for it, as they do, and victimized the victim.
How are you crying when you started this?
#owningmanhattan
How are you crying when you started this?
#owningmanhattan
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Jess definitely used white woman tears to get out of accountability and Ryan definitely fell for it, as they do, and victimized the victim.
How are you crying when you started this?
#owningmanhattan
How are you crying when you started this?
#owningmanhattan
This is the first time I’m seeing Ashley Darby, grasping at straws to find herself a storyline.
I feel like she’s always been guaranteed a contract for next season based on how messy she is during the current season.
#RHOP
I feel like she’s always been guaranteed a contract for next season based on how messy she is during the current season.
#RHOP
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is the first time I’m seeing Ashley Darby, grasping at straws to find herself a storyline.
I feel like she’s always been guaranteed a contract for next season based on how messy she is during the current season.
#RHOP
I feel like she’s always been guaranteed a contract for next season based on how messy she is during the current season.
#RHOP
My sister has been crying because people keep commenting on her post birth body.
It made me just think of how everyone sexualizes the “dad bod“ but everyone makes vile comments about the “mom bod” when one gave literal life, and the other one didn’t.
It made me just think of how everyone sexualizes the “dad bod“ but everyone makes vile comments about the “mom bod” when one gave literal life, and the other one didn’t.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My sister has been crying because people keep commenting on her post birth body.
It made me just think of how everyone sexualizes the “dad bod“ but everyone makes vile comments about the “mom bod” when one gave literal life, and the other one didn’t.
It made me just think of how everyone sexualizes the “dad bod“ but everyone makes vile comments about the “mom bod” when one gave literal life, and the other one didn’t.
I need to find a book on surviving a narcissistic mother.
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I need to find a book on surviving a narcissistic mother.
Police pulled me over and impounded my car saying that my car shows as registered to someone else even when I have all the paperwork in my hand showing that it is my car. Title to the car. Insurance. Registration. Everything.
I’m trying not to cry. This country fucking sucks. And fuck 12.
I’m trying not to cry. This country fucking sucks. And fuck 12.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Police pulled me over and impounded my car saying that my car shows as registered to someone else even when I have all the paperwork in my hand showing that it is my car. Title to the car. Insurance. Registration. Everything.
I’m trying not to cry. This country fucking sucks. And fuck 12.
I’m trying not to cry. This country fucking sucks. And fuck 12.
They don’t sell 6ft Christmas tree for $50 anymore. Smh. Haven’t had a Christmas tree since I started living in my own. Shit is just expensive af. Feels like I’m back in COVID times. Laid off and wondering what life is.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They don’t sell 6ft Christmas tree for $50 anymore. Smh. Haven’t had a Christmas tree since I started living in my own. Shit is just expensive af. Feels like I’m back in COVID times. Laid off and wondering what life is.
I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence but a see a lot of Black folks developing severe allergic reactions to seafood lately.
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence but a see a lot of Black folks developing severe allergic reactions to seafood lately.
Now I’m scared to leave my home.
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Now I’m scared to leave my home.
This is why I take pepper spray and a taser with me everywhere, but sadly I didn’t have it with me this time around.
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is why I take pepper spray and a taser with me everywhere, but sadly I didn’t have it with me this time around.