Maggie Wauklyn
@simplykumquat.bsky.social
Artist, naturalist, photographer, erstwhile educator, choral member, defense investigator. With Long-COVID.
I am also like, Jesus I hadn't realized how bad this had gotten.
I'd quietly mentioned it from time to time, but I guess I still have a lot of NO CAUSE EVICTION TRAUMA because I was very: nbd I can make this work whatever its fine its fine never come here never talk to us please
I'd quietly mentioned it from time to time, but I guess I still have a lot of NO CAUSE EVICTION TRAUMA because I was very: nbd I can make this work whatever its fine its fine never come here never talk to us please
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am also like, Jesus I hadn't realized how bad this had gotten.
I'd quietly mentioned it from time to time, but I guess I still have a lot of NO CAUSE EVICTION TRAUMA because I was very: nbd I can make this work whatever its fine its fine never come here never talk to us please
I'd quietly mentioned it from time to time, but I guess I still have a lot of NO CAUSE EVICTION TRAUMA because I was very: nbd I can make this work whatever its fine its fine never come here never talk to us please
Going through photos today and found a gem of a folder called "where is Molly trapped?"
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Going through photos today and found a gem of a folder called "where is Molly trapped?"
Okay apparently he comes with the hat, that's significantly less cute, I'm glad I didn't get him, but also I definitely want to make little hats and scarves for my guys.
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Okay apparently he comes with the hat, that's significantly less cute, I'm glad I didn't get him, but also I definitely want to make little hats and scarves for my guys.
Happy day after Halloween, here I am dressed as a ghost at the function*
*(choir rehearsal)
*(choir rehearsal)
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy day after Halloween, here I am dressed as a ghost at the function*
*(choir rehearsal)
*(choir rehearsal)
Finished my extremely ambitious knitting project and I am so pleased with it, not least because I actually finished it ahead of the cold and rainy times.
October 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Finished my extremely ambitious knitting project and I am so pleased with it, not least because I actually finished it ahead of the cold and rainy times.
Well but it's like earth(quake) AND moon, right? So like
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Well but it's like earth(quake) AND moon, right? So like
shit did we forget to feed the moon?
July 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
shit did we forget to feed the moon?
Like even if you google "Geoffrey Epstein" google is like "don't you mean Jeffrey Epstein, convicted pedophile? 👀"
It first simply auto-corrects, then if you insist on the Massachusetts guy it will still show you a helpful sidebar feat. the latter's face.
It first simply auto-corrects, then if you insist on the Massachusetts guy it will still show you a helpful sidebar feat. the latter's face.
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Like even if you google "Geoffrey Epstein" google is like "don't you mean Jeffrey Epstein, convicted pedophile? 👀"
It first simply auto-corrects, then if you insist on the Massachusetts guy it will still show you a helpful sidebar feat. the latter's face.
It first simply auto-corrects, then if you insist on the Massachusetts guy it will still show you a helpful sidebar feat. the latter's face.
I'm complaining about this more over on Twitter because my costuming bud is over there, but I gotta say meticulously scrubbing cat piss smell out of a small leather bag exactly captures my feelings about my county right now actually.
I can't think of a more apt way to spend the forth of July.
I can't think of a more apt way to spend the forth of July.
July 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm complaining about this more over on Twitter because my costuming bud is over there, but I gotta say meticulously scrubbing cat piss smell out of a small leather bag exactly captures my feelings about my county right now actually.
I can't think of a more apt way to spend the forth of July.
I can't think of a more apt way to spend the forth of July.
Aright: smell reduction, phase 1.
...I just realized my professional costuming friend told me to use 50/50 vodka and WHITE VINEGAR, not baking soda, so this phase may do anything other than a surface wash, but I'm already resigned to this taking many days and phases, so idk.
...I just realized my professional costuming friend told me to use 50/50 vodka and WHITE VINEGAR, not baking soda, so this phase may do anything other than a surface wash, but I'm already resigned to this taking many days and phases, so idk.
July 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Aright: smell reduction, phase 1.
...I just realized my professional costuming friend told me to use 50/50 vodka and WHITE VINEGAR, not baking soda, so this phase may do anything other than a surface wash, but I'm already resigned to this taking many days and phases, so idk.
...I just realized my professional costuming friend told me to use 50/50 vodka and WHITE VINEGAR, not baking soda, so this phase may do anything other than a surface wash, but I'm already resigned to this taking many days and phases, so idk.
These are my only label-able attributes apparently
July 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
These are my only label-able attributes apparently
I am tepidly optimistic that {potential new diagnosis}, even if not quite right, can lead to useful protocols, but it is kind of wild that whenever you try to pin down an apparent autoimmune disorder it's all very much just
June 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am tepidly optimistic that {potential new diagnosis}, even if not quite right, can lead to useful protocols, but it is kind of wild that whenever you try to pin down an apparent autoimmune disorder it's all very much just
Sometimes in the face of a Big Crisis* what you need is to fuck around in Target for 3+ hours trying on hats, touching questionable housewares, and laughing uncontrollably at packaging
*My friend's having the crisis, I'm just along for the levity and to make sure everyone eats
*My friend's having the crisis, I'm just along for the levity and to make sure everyone eats
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sometimes in the face of a Big Crisis* what you need is to fuck around in Target for 3+ hours trying on hats, touching questionable housewares, and laughing uncontrollably at packaging
*My friend's having the crisis, I'm just along for the levity and to make sure everyone eats
*My friend's having the crisis, I'm just along for the levity and to make sure everyone eats
There's a conference coming up and our union was like "hey plz send us a bio and photo so we can populate our website" and the only selfie I had that made sense was one that is unnecessarily dramatic.
May 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There's a conference coming up and our union was like "hey plz send us a bio and photo so we can populate our website" and the only selfie I had that made sense was one that is unnecessarily dramatic.
Hey we have some cake leftover -- come grab a piece.
May 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hey we have some cake leftover -- come grab a piece.
The average American has 3 friends
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The average American has 3 friends
Sometimes I go into google maps, pull up our old house, go to street view, "see more dates" and then to June 2015 when my friend-who-died can still be seen noticing the google maps car
April 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sometimes I go into google maps, pull up our old house, go to street view, "see more dates" and then to June 2015 when my friend-who-died can still be seen noticing the google maps car
Please appreciate the staggering amount of queer excellence that was on stage a few weeks ago at the Schnitzer.
Excellence so abundant that they had to ADD AN EXTENSION to the stage to fit the band (the black floor part).
Excellence so abundant that they had to ADD AN EXTENSION to the stage to fit the band (the black floor part).
April 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Please appreciate the staggering amount of queer excellence that was on stage a few weeks ago at the Schnitzer.
Excellence so abundant that they had to ADD AN EXTENSION to the stage to fit the band (the black floor part).
Excellence so abundant that they had to ADD AN EXTENSION to the stage to fit the band (the black floor part).
Yeah I've got stocks
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah I've got stocks