Simply Keith
@simplykeith.bsky.social
I'm just gonna sneak into the Swade Dispensary. I'm sure they'll be discreet about it.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm just gonna sneak into the Swade Dispensary. I'm sure they'll be discreet about it.
Well, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, but Trump didn't either so it's a wash.
October 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, but Trump didn't either so it's a wash.
OK, I was the one who stopped the escalator.
My bad.
My bad.
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
OK, I was the one who stopped the escalator.
My bad.
My bad.
That's our dog, Shakespeare!!
August 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That's our dog, Shakespeare!!
MOVIE REVIEW:
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was really good. You should see it
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was really good. You should see it
August 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
MOVIE REVIEW:
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was really good. You should see it
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was really good. You should see it
If a dog dies in a movie, I will cry.
Just so you know.
Just so you know.
August 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If a dog dies in a movie, I will cry.
Just so you know.
Just so you know.
The Los Angeles Angels won't be any good until Arte Moreno sells the team or dies.
July 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Los Angeles Angels won't be any good until Arte Moreno sells the team or dies.
Will no one rid me of this turbulent president?
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Will no one rid me of this turbulent president?
Fire Rob Blake!
That's it. That's the Bluesky equivalent of the Tweet.
That's it. That's the Bluesky equivalent of the Tweet.
May 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Fire Rob Blake!
That's it. That's the Bluesky equivalent of the Tweet.
That's it. That's the Bluesky equivalent of the Tweet.
I have a stop sign in my yard.
April 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I have a stop sign in my yard.
On my Fire TV remote, when you press the Hulu button it opens the Peacock channel.
That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
March 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
On my Fire TV remote, when you press the Hulu button it opens the Peacock channel.
That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
In my youth, I criminally underestimated the amount of Bengay I would use in my 60's.
November 28, 2024 at 3:32 AM
In my youth, I criminally underestimated the amount of Bengay I would use in my 60's.
Is it possible to go four years without following or hearing about any political news whatsoever?
I'm about to find out.
I'm about to find out.
November 7, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Is it possible to go four years without following or hearing about any political news whatsoever?
I'm about to find out.
I'm about to find out.
Well, I didn't vote for him, but he's my President and I hope he does a good job.
November 6, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Well, I didn't vote for him, but he's my President and I hope he does a good job.
In other tragedies, on our Fire Stick remote, the Hulu button connects to the Peacock network.
I mean, why me?
I mean, why me?
November 3, 2024 at 1:48 AM
In other tragedies, on our Fire Stick remote, the Hulu button connects to the Peacock network.
I mean, why me?
I mean, why me?
Yeah, The Wife has put me on Pop Tarts probation.
I regret nothing!
I regret nothing!
October 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Yeah, The Wife has put me on Pop Tarts probation.
I regret nothing!
I regret nothing!
