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Women only want one thing, and it’s a little worm
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
my weekends typically look a lot like this
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
deciding it is my civic duty to give the new ramen place so much business that they are open for lunch too
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
logged in to see hundreds of hamburger helper memes. i have no idea what is going on and i don’t want to
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
logging on every two weeks to post some random nonsense and then logging back off for another two weeks
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
me + heated blankie + rainy evening + reality tv + my snuggly cat + an entire box of trader joe’s mini cheese sandwich crackers
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
hate job searching. i belong in the forest
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my third cup of coffee
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
day off activities
September 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
look at this asshole
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
my cat has to go on a bit of a diet and he’s been retaliating by knocking down my plant stands, lamps, and shelves whenever i leave the house. thanks bud
September 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
have to brag about this vintage 1978 dr pepper bomber i was just gifted
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
anyways i had a crazy day at work so i’m slapping on my new favorite jeans and going out to eat a burger the size of my head
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
thrifted the most perfect pair of vintage levi’s. like, they must have measured me exactly somehow bc these jeans fit me like a glove. $21. i am HYPED.
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i love going into work knowing it will be a chaotic, soul crushing kind of day where i just scream internally for 9 hours and then go home
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
spotify has curated the most emo girl cold crispy fall morning playlist of all time for me and i am just so grateful
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
thinking really hard about the chocolate ice cream i have in the freezer at home
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i wish there was a way i could do my job and play oblivion at the same time
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
owie
September 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
anyways look at these cute cherry earrings i bought today
September 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
there’s something about that crisp fall air that makes me want a little cigarette
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the best coworkers are the ones that bring in freshly baked bread
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
tonight’s plans include a loaded baked potato, a bottle of mediocre pinot noir, a face mask, and stardew valley
September 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
they’re doing super loud construction across the street so i am being forced to leave my apartment and go thrifting. sigh
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
proof
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM