Please enjoy my shitpost

Can't believe the opposing team called an official review to try and give /me/ a penalty for this. (She also did not get a penalty for out-of-bounds blocking 😒)

But all in all it was an excellent and fun game. Loved my time in Wyoming. #RollerDerby

I’m at the AT&T. I’m at the Verizon store. I’m at the combination AT&T-Verizon store where the sign flipper wars are exceptional.

This is one way to keep your jammer (me) in check.

Me, a child: 10 pm is an adult bedtime
Me, a high schooler: 12am is an adult bedtime
Me, a college student: 2am is an adult bedtime
Me, an adult: 9pm is an adult bedtime

Old reference, but do you think Elon would let me add coal to the twitter dumpster fire with PRs like this?