Brian H
@simplifiedplum.bsky.social
Back when we foolishly though the “tea party” movement would die off
January 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Back when we foolishly though the “tea party” movement would die off
I used to have one with a zipper so you could wear just the brim, or just the… other part? There is no low you could sink to that will make me judge your bucket hat.
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I used to have one with a zipper so you could wear just the brim, or just the… other part? There is no low you could sink to that will make me judge your bucket hat.
I’m listening to Fellowship of the Ring, performed by Andy Serkis. 10/10. As always.
January 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m listening to Fellowship of the Ring, performed by Andy Serkis. 10/10. As always.
It’s the only thing that makes him feel big, knowing that Putin is doing it to him, but worse.
January 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s the only thing that makes him feel big, knowing that Putin is doing it to him, but worse.
I’m in Utah, gonna need some backup…
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m in Utah, gonna need some backup…
Target was not ever “one of the good guys” as long as it was convenient. I never expected anything better from them.
January 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Target was not ever “one of the good guys” as long as it was convenient. I never expected anything better from them.
I can already hear it: “Ok, but what was she wearing?”
January 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I can already hear it: “Ok, but what was she wearing?”
Me too! Birthday buddies 🎉
January 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me too! Birthday buddies 🎉
Or threatening a pawn, come to think of it.
January 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Or threatening a pawn, come to think of it.
I’m a big proponent of throwing out underwear with persistent stains. We will get rid of them sooner or later.
January 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m a big proponent of throwing out underwear with persistent stains. We will get rid of them sooner or later.
Some of us like spending time with our life partners and lovers. Weird that Fox News hosts don’t. Super sketchy.
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Some of us like spending time with our life partners and lovers. Weird that Fox News hosts don’t. Super sketchy.
My kids haven’t even read this and they already died from secondhand cringe.
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My kids haven’t even read this and they already died from secondhand cringe.
I tried the carbon dating scene. They’re mostly way too old for me.
January 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I tried the carbon dating scene. They’re mostly way too old for me.
Sooooo close to a haiku.
January 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sooooo close to a haiku.
Ever notice that they never leave you, they just wait until you leave them?
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ever notice that they never leave you, they just wait until you leave them?
JD Vance only dates the interiors. Not sure about consent.
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
JD Vance only dates the interiors. Not sure about consent.
I’m always in bleak condition. Wait…
January 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m always in bleak condition. Wait…
But, but, but… he swore he wasn’t affiliated with those guys!
January 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
But, but, but… he swore he wasn’t affiliated with those guys!
I could totally see this backfiring. Like, some guy would claim “r@ping her was the only way to make sure I didn’t discharge any DNA…” and the maga cult would totally uphold his defense.
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I could totally see this backfiring. Like, some guy would claim “r@ping her was the only way to make sure I didn’t discharge any DNA…” and the maga cult would totally uphold his defense.
Only goes in reverse, tech bros applaud
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Only goes in reverse, tech bros applaud
He’s doing a great jorb avoiding detection
January 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He’s doing a great jorb avoiding detection