Chris Marshall
simplemachine.com
Chris Marshall
@simplemachine.com
Graphic designer, entrepreneur, and tabletop game producer/publisher. Member of the WA Tabletop Alliance and GAMA, owner TinkerHouse, Inc maker of TinkerTurf and the Vault of Mini Things.
There are certain people that spend much of their lives trying to better themselves. Opening their minds to new thoughts and ideas. Inspecting the world around them.

And then there are these people. Devoid of rational thought and closed to new information. They will never fully grasp life and love.
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ok we need to be taking notes from the GOP playbook here and shotgunning these messages out 115 times a day on every platform over and over and over again. So all the brainwash trolls see are these messages. Make this so invasive that it can’t be ignored. Otherwise it just gets lost!
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December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*flashback* Jolt Cola!!!
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We’ve got new maths people!! Let’s work this problem!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ok let’s do the math!!

Let’s agree that each used bag of tea produces a weaker tea by half and you have three cups of tea, adding a new bag after each tea then your first cup is 1 cup of tea. Then your second cup is 1.5 cups of tea followed by the third being 1.75 cups. So that’s 4.25 cups of tea!
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
From what I understand Costco didn’t raise prices on tariffed goods preferring instead to try and weather the storm. I’m pretty impressed with their business practices.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There seems to be a bunch of this administrations people potentially getting thrown under the bus as of late.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Thing to note about accountability. ICE employees are getting paychecks so there is a record of every one of them. ICE should not just be abolished. Each and every employee should see jail time.
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’ve received a similar bill for samples from UPS. I have yet to pay it.
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You got this!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Speaking about rapey gop. What’s Mattt Gaetz up to these days?
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I love everything you stand for Elizabeth, but awareness doesn’t seem to be the issue. What’s the plan moving forward? How are you fighting back? What efforts do we take to send our message to those outside our bubble!?
September 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
TACOs incoming!!!!
July 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Cowards in masks cosplaying heroes in spite of their own impotence!! These are the enemy of the people.
July 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is intentional. If you make something unusable and broken they can point to it and say government doesn’t work and then they can try and convince you that you need a private sector version that will end up costing you way more money. If only people could be clear eyed in this country. It’s sad.
July 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM