Simple Ideas Made Poorly
@simpleideas.bsky.social
Electrical Engineering, low level programming, science literacy. I have a YouTube channel I’m too busy to work on.
Australian, but concerned about humanity.
Australian, but concerned about humanity.
Unforced error to attempt to say all your seven kids’ names. Adds nothing, chance of catastrophic failure.
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Unforced error to attempt to say all your seven kids’ names. Adds nothing, chance of catastrophic failure.
This happened to me at my last traffic stop. I wonder if he’s looking at the same moon I am.
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This happened to me at my last traffic stop. I wonder if he’s looking at the same moon I am.
Hey, this book is dumb and bad for humanity. Stop following everyone with your bot.
January 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Hey, this book is dumb and bad for humanity. Stop following everyone with your bot.
Good to see lemon party getting another run.
January 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Good to see lemon party getting another run.
The cars need security so no one burns them. He’s at least smart enough to know he and they are detested.
January 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The cars need security so no one burns them. He’s at least smart enough to know he and they are detested.
When you laugh at how idiotic something someone says is and people think you’re both in agreement and amused by that agreement.
January 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When you laugh at how idiotic something someone says is and people think you’re both in agreement and amused by that agreement.
This gives me an idea. Duolingo, but you do it on behalf of your child as they learn. To gamify teaching your kids.
January 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This gives me an idea. Duolingo, but you do it on behalf of your child as they learn. To gamify teaching your kids.
I cry every time.
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I cry every time.
Christ this sucks.
January 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Christ this sucks.
Grok is apparently spelled Xi.
January 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Grok is apparently spelled Xi.
I can’t believe my catchphrase was in a cartoon 93 years ago.
January 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I can’t believe my catchphrase was in a cartoon 93 years ago.
Search “cyber truck fire -vegas” to find fires that weren’t in Vegas. There’s plenty.
January 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Search “cyber truck fire -vegas” to find fires that weren’t in Vegas. There’s plenty.
True anniversary is the 20th. That will be another awful day.
January 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
True anniversary is the 20th. That will be another awful day.
Brb drinking “two minus three” glasses of wine a day.
January 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Brb drinking “two minus three” glasses of wine a day.
My apes gone.
January 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My apes gone.
Even closer with logarithmic time.
January 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Even closer with logarithmic time.
A god could appear in the sky, say “gays are great” and they would say “see? fuck them transes”.
January 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
A god could appear in the sky, say “gays are great” and they would say “see? fuck them transes”.
The best part is that if you want to watch any Disney movie for kids you need to be in an adult account. Can’t let them watch Moana, better age gate it so they have to see the Night Bitch cover.
January 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The best part is that if you want to watch any Disney movie for kids you need to be in an adult account. Can’t let them watch Moana, better age gate it so they have to see the Night Bitch cover.
Funny to think that if there was a god, all it would have to say is “don’t violate others consent” and then fuck off again. The moral system coming from that rule would be better than the systems from all the god nonsense we’ve ever seen.
January 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Funny to think that if there was a god, all it would have to say is “don’t violate others consent” and then fuck off again. The moral system coming from that rule would be better than the systems from all the god nonsense we’ve ever seen.