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26, movie fan, home cook, nudist, teetotaler, duck appreciator and rabbit haver. Interested in religion, gender, law. I don't "like" posts, but I'm sure yours are great!

Zero compromise on trans lives.

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Everybody is talking shit about Timothée Chalamet's huge ego, but I 100% support it. I'm done with us demanding that celebrities be fake-humble or valuing relatability above being exceptional. He's really talented, he's working hard, and he should say it!
People magazine: "This is probably my best performance," he said of Marty Supreme, per a TikTok clip shared by Screenshot HQ, adding, "and it's been like seven, eight years that I feel like I've been handing in really, really committed, top-of-the-line performances. He continued, "It's important to say it out loud because the discipline and the work ethic I'm bringing to these things, I don't want people to take for granted. I don't want to take for granted. This is really some top-level shit."
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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welp that's pretty clear
Original Message ​From: Jeffrey Epstein jeevacation@gmail.com ​To: Gmax ​Sent: Sat Apr 02 14:25:45 2011 ​Subject: ​The body of the original message is: ​i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. VICTIM spent hours at my house with him, he has never once been mentioned. police chief. etc. im there
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Order within the tiers doesn't matter
A tier list of Pixar movies S: Toy Story Toy Story 2 The Incredibles Ratatouille A: Monsters Inc Inside Out Toy Story 4 turning red B: A Bug's Life Finding Nemo up Wally Toy Story 3 Coco Incredibles 2 C: Monsters University the good dinosaur onward Soul Luca Inside Out 2 D: Cars Cars 2 Brave Finding Dory Cars 3 Elemental F: lightyear Elio
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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she loves her hay
Carver the rabbit eating Timothy hay out of a cardboard box. There is a long piece of packing paper overhanging the pen Carver the rabbit lying against the edge of the pen with hay on her face
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Agree and it's never used in a way that seems aware of the fact that TDKR is essentially fascist
Batman breaking a far side cow tool, saying "this us the tool of the cow. We do not understand it. We will not use it"
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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"Removed by author"
A post by multipolarity welcomer @ouroboredom.bsky.social Vampires being an extremely clear cut allegory for aristocratic predation upon the commons, I take a fully antifun approach to vampire-appreciation & view it as an indicator of class-traitor aspirations.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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🍽️ and soup to use up the rest!
A bowl of pumpkin soup
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Not loving the white on white on off-white status bar on galaxy
An almost completely illegible status bar with no contrast
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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President Trump is threatening to invade Nigeria
A truth social post by president Trump saying "If the Nigerian Government continues to allow the killing of Christians, the U.S.A. will immediately stop all aid and assistance to Nigeria, and may very well go into that now disgraced country, “guns-a-blazing,” to completely wipe out the Islamic Terrorists who are committing these horrible atrocities. I am hereby instructing our Department of War to prepare for possible action. If we attack, it will be fast, vicious, and sweet, just like the terrorist thugs attack our CHERISHED Christians! WARNING: THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT BETTER MOVE FAST!"
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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🍽️
A pumpkin pie A slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I made pumpkin purée, sweetened condensed milk, roasted pumpkin seeds, and bean soup this afternoon 🍽️
Pumpkin seeds bean soup pumpkin puree sweetened condensed milk Six pumpkins cut in the halves laid out on baking sheets A large amount of milk simmering in a pot
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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cope
A car with many high vis stickers on the back. There are stickers that say "caution this vehicle makes frequent stops" and "caution slow moving vehicle" there are cashapp and venmo handles and the text "send me money, I'll drive faster"
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I hate this guy
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Ayy we made Metro Weekly!
Jana and I at the protest smiling with our signs. "Rot in hell fascist scum" and "fight for trans rights"
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Great turnout in DC today. We didn't bring our phones, but somebody emailed these to us
Jana and I at the metro. I'm holding a sign saying "fight for trans rights". Hers says "rot in hell fascist scum". Jana is wearing war paint. We're both smiling and giving thumbs up. Candid of Jana and I in the protest from behind. Her sign says "rot in hell fascist scum". Many other people are holding signs. The Capitol is in the background
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Ok Google who was president on January 6th 2021?
A truth social post by Donald J Trump from 7 hours ago THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I essentially agree. I don't think that our current AI technologies are anywhere close to personhood, but I do think if you're criticizing them by directly using the language of eugenics, then you do need to think about why your feelings on this motivate you to frame yourself as a racist.
A post from @Hailey.at, pronouns pup/puppy, she/her. Bluesky elder. Quoting a post from @dystopiabreaker.xyz bluesky elder, saying "I'm completely serious when I say much of the dismissive AI discourse on here fires the bigotry neuron" Hailey adds "an unfortunate irony about this post - and even if you are the staunchest anti-ai critic out there, i think you'd agree - is that some of the most bigoted things are being said to respond to this. copy/pasting phrasing and terminology used by bigots but replacing 'dna' with 'bits' doesn't make it ok" She continues, "if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that" She has been ratio'd
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Headline reading "Trump, 79, Deletes Weird AI video shilling magic beds" Subtitle "sci-fi scam". Author Adam Downer, Breaking News Reporter. Updated Sep 28 2025 11:51 AM EDT. Published Sep. 28 2025 10:01 AM EDT. The text "Weird AI" has a red circle around it with an arrow pointing to a photo of Weird Al Yankovic
September 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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My girlfriend has been doing these one woman protests recently, and I think it's really cool. My sister just did the same thing. I think it's great to be confrontational and encourage people to get active in opposing what's happening
Jana with war paint, ripped jeans, and a trans flag as a cape holding a sign reading "fight for trans rights" A Facebook post saying " in the junction. They don't get it still. The country has got enough of the nonsense it's over go home" with a photo of Jana beaming with war paint and a sign saying " Get Loud if you hate fascism"
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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It's a big leaf but you can do it
Carver the rabbit with a gigantic collard green Carver halfway through the leaf Only the stem is left
September 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I can't believe you use the veggietales in the house redesign smh my head
An old veggie tales album cover "VeggieTales sing along oh where is my hairbrush 10 great music videos" the art features the old Larry design
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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🍽️
Tan tan noodles
September 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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We went to MAHESO nudist club in Maryland for labor day weekend!
Selfie of Jana and I nude in the woods in front of a sign saying "clothing required beyond this point" Jana nude in the woods showing me a molted cicada shell that she's holding in her hand Me nude holding up a sign reading "clothing required beyond this point" in the woods Jana squatting by a tree to look at a red mushroom on the tree that looks like a raw piece of beef
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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happy
August 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Went football mode
(We lost)
Jenna and I in the front row at the Lions game
August 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM