Simon Sizer
@simonwsizer.bsky.social
"surrounded by history he has no grasp on and can't see his way around in or out of"
when the Series broadcast goes to break on a Rush track
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
when the Series broadcast goes to break on a Rush track
June 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Springtime is for Destroyer's Rubies apparently.
April 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Springtime is for Destroyer's Rubies apparently.
Neck and neck with this one on the spooky scale.
October 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Neck and neck with this one on the spooky scale.
"That's not me. I met that guy in a titty bar."
October 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
"That's not me. I met that guy in a titty bar."
*Leonard Cohen voice*
October 7, 2024 at 8:22 PM
*Leonard Cohen voice*
when you're a secretary in 13th century Florence and the council's edicts start reading like this
September 3, 2024 at 4:47 PM
when you're a secretary in 13th century Florence and the council's edicts start reading like this
Had a high fever in 2011 and this is what I saw.
August 28, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Had a high fever in 2011 and this is what I saw.
I can't say "we stan" unironically at this stage in life but
August 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I can't say "we stan" unironically at this stage in life but
If we end up with a horseshoe theory David Icke resurgence because of this I am going to lose my mind.
July 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
If we end up with a horseshoe theory David Icke resurgence because of this I am going to lose my mind.
Absolutely criminal that a new Jeremy Saulnier movie comes out in September and Netflix announces it officially today.
July 24, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Absolutely criminal that a new Jeremy Saulnier movie comes out in September and Netflix announces it officially today.
Enterprise should have used this one as inspiration.
July 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Enterprise should have used this one as inspiration.
I'm putting a chapter in my slipstream novel about the novelty popcorn bucket race taking off far past the popularity of the films they are supposed to promote.
July 17, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I'm putting a chapter in my slipstream novel about the novelty popcorn bucket race taking off far past the popularity of the films they are supposed to promote.
that's a lot of milk guys
June 19, 2024 at 6:21 AM
that's a lot of milk guys
