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Simon The Vampyre
@simonthevampyre.itch.io
Non-binary (he/they), neurodivergent vampyre bat, 30+, 🇸🇪
🔞Minors DNI
Certified vampire nerd, LARPer, storyteller; freelance writer, musician, graphic & web designer, camera operator, ITSec consultant & locksporter.
Preg/belly lover; occasionally pregposts🫄🏻
noticed that one of the cymes had 13 flowers, as one of them got a twin, so it'll most likely be 13 tomatoes.

(there was another that appeared to have 13 flowers, but the 13th bud was not so lucky, as it apparently snapped off)
August 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Took some pictures today, showing both the developing tomatoes, and the new flowers that are opening up.

In total, there are now 23 tomatoes on the vines, with many more to come (expecting around ~120 so far, based on the number of clusters, or cymes, of tomato flowers).
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
June 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This picture is from a while ago, but definitely a good fit for #FakeBellyFriday
(was wearing my old fake bump, which no longer fits me 🥲)
May 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
These parts:
> Or it requires a device that fires a steel rod at the lock, releases the cylinder, and sticks a fine metal rod in to open the lock.
> they’re generally available only to governmental agencies or distinct professionals,
May 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
until i am
May 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
like, seriously,
May 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
some days, i *really* want to be
May 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A photo of my Kitten cosplay from GothCon XLVII, last year.
Didn't wear it this year, but next year, I will!

#HunterTheParenting #OgrePoppenang #GothCon #WorldOfDarkness
May 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Decided to repost some old artwork I did, which I was planning on using as cover art for a small TTRPG project I was working on, but kinda forgot about, due to depression and general life shit.

Not sure yet if I'll finish the project, but I like how the cover art turned out!
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Me, while creating a new OC:
May 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM