Simon Shapiro
@simonshapiro.bsky.social
AREA MAN LEARNS OF HORRORS, SCREAMS INTO VOID
He/Him
Portlandia, EEUU
He/Him
Portlandia, EEUU
RIP Lil' ms. Sassypants. 2009-2025.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
RIP Lil' ms. Sassypants. 2009-2025.
A story in two parts
October 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A story in two parts
PORTLANDIAS BURNING
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
PORTLANDIAS BURNING
The Seattle Times is terrified of Democracy.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Seattle Times is terrified of Democracy.
Those of you who don't live in Portlandia are probably going to hear some things about us in the news soon, as the president tries to make an example out of us. Please remember that a Riot is what happens when the Red Sox win, what we're about to see here is Fascism.
September 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Those of you who don't live in Portlandia are probably going to hear some things about us in the news soon, as the president tries to make an example out of us. Please remember that a Riot is what happens when the Red Sox win, what we're about to see here is Fascism.
Somber mood on the dog walk - I thought there was an emergency at the church at first... just a whole lot of respect for a passed peer.
September 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Somber mood on the dog walk - I thought there was an emergency at the church at first... just a whole lot of respect for a passed peer.
CSI: North Portlandia. Pretty sure we've been tracking coyote all morning, but a 12 pound black panther was found on the scene. I think these things used to be a mourning dove.
September 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
CSI: North Portlandia. Pretty sure we've been tracking coyote all morning, but a 12 pound black panther was found on the scene. I think these things used to be a mourning dove.
Truly this is the dumbest timeline
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Truly this is the dumbest timeline
(stolen meme is stolen, but it's on point)
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
(stolen meme is stolen, but it's on point)
This is Tess. She's inside because it's too hot outside. Her hobbies include: asking for more, demanding more, and being under feet.
July 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is Tess. She's inside because it's too hot outside. Her hobbies include: asking for more, demanding more, and being under feet.
Well, to be honest, this engine having massive widespread failures, WAS on my bingo card.
July 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well, to be honest, this engine having massive widespread failures, WAS on my bingo card.
Salticus scenicus aka the Zebra Jumper
July 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Salticus scenicus aka the Zebra Jumper
(stolen from a facebook group)
July 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
(stolen from a facebook group)
Tonight, there's GOOD NEWS!
July 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tonight, there's GOOD NEWS!