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Simon Scott
@simonscott1975.bsky.social
Mythical regulator.

Bi-furious one-way time traveller.

Mucks about with a puppet and blender.
Congratulations Andrew! Putting the Great back into Great Britain!
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Weird to think this guy's chatbot, THIS GUY'S chatbot, is denying the holocaust.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Um.
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
He's deteriorating fast.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Evidence, too, in the not upheld adjudication for Match Bet Bingo, that the age account limit stuff on YouTube will only get you so far.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Has King Charles ever experienced an *unofficial* LGBT event?
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
At last! A competition I can get behind!
October 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
"No, it is the sick users' fault!"
October 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Coo!
October 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This still fills me with existential dread.
October 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm a delight.
October 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Morning!
October 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Bloody Uncle Toby turning up in Ulysses.
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nope.
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Outrageous bullshit.
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Because it's wicked to speak ill of the dead.
September 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The point at which I stopped reading.
August 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My nickname at University.
August 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There hasn't been any growth, only burning through investment money. Altman here insightfully observing that it's not sustainable to seek out $30 billion every year in perpetuity. That's how he earns the big bucks, I guess.
August 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Goat beats chicken at badminton.
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Have you noticed how Ringo always puts peace and love in air quotes.
August 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Phwoaaargh!
July 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
One fist in the air,
One hand in your pocket,
Gonna show that we care.
About peace, love and profit.

#DeStaat #EarWorm
July 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Uh oh. Neither of the actions they've chosen to highlight here would, you know, have uncovered anything.
July 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is what they do in complementary and alternative medicine. It's not the treatment that's at fault, it's the patient. That's why it didn't work. They didn't pray hard enough. They didn't pray right.
July 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM