Simon Poole
@simonpoole.bsky.social
A cocaine habit and a lack of Daddy's love coupled with the IQ of a wet lettuce
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
A cocaine habit and a lack of Daddy's love coupled with the IQ of a wet lettuce
Happy belated Birthday 🎂
I love chocolate cookies
I love chocolate cookies
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Happy belated Birthday 🎂
I love chocolate cookies
I love chocolate cookies
Enough is enough USA, either stand up and sort out the lying cockwomble spoilt brat and his crime entourage or UK, France and The Netherlands are taking back charge of what was historically ours and the Native American Indians land
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Enough is enough USA, either stand up and sort out the lying cockwomble spoilt brat and his crime entourage or UK, France and The Netherlands are taking back charge of what was historically ours and the Native American Indians land
Our client played all the words your client said just not necessarily in the right order
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Our client played all the words your client said just not necessarily in the right order
Similar, the UK has been shafted by Brexit, cost of living has risen dramatically and our economy has lost £27-£37 Billion per year, 16000 business stopped trading with the EU. Brexshit removed UK from world's largest free trade market. The only beneficiaries are tax avoiding/dodging millionaires.
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Similar, the UK has been shafted by Brexit, cost of living has risen dramatically and our economy has lost £27-£37 Billion per year, 16000 business stopped trading with the EU. Brexshit removed UK from world's largest free trade market. The only beneficiaries are tax avoiding/dodging millionaires.
Racist gullible fannies and only a 22.2% voter turnout. Their council tax will go up, the care homes will close and residents moved to private conflict of interest ones, but they'll have the flags, roundabouts and GBeebies piped on loudspeakers 24/7
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Racist gullible fannies and only a 22.2% voter turnout. Their council tax will go up, the care homes will close and residents moved to private conflict of interest ones, but they'll have the flags, roundabouts and GBeebies piped on loudspeakers 24/7
It didnt end well for Cloudflare on Friday, trying to mitigate the react vuln by increasing the proxy buffer size then cos their WAF testing tool could not cope with its new size turned it off and impacted their FL1 proxy using a managed rule set returning http code 500 errors for 25 mins
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It didnt end well for Cloudflare on Friday, trying to mitigate the react vuln by increasing the proxy buffer size then cos their WAF testing tool could not cope with its new size turned it off and impacted their FL1 proxy using a managed rule set returning http code 500 errors for 25 mins
Fartarge's biggest hero worship is not Thatcher, Putin or Trump its Adolf
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fartarge's biggest hero worship is not Thatcher, Putin or Trump its Adolf
So true, we had our Mum in a care home in Manchester that was style over substance nearly £1.5k per week, we had to sell her home and pay over £120k. Work from age 14 to 73 and leave nothing as inheritance. Wouldn't be surprised if some of the care homes register themselves offshore to avoid tax
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
So true, we had our Mum in a care home in Manchester that was style over substance nearly £1.5k per week, we had to sell her home and pay over £120k. Work from age 14 to 73 and leave nothing as inheritance. Wouldn't be surprised if some of the care homes register themselves offshore to avoid tax
Don't forget the Lancashire Reform councillor involved in this owns..
Yes, Private care homes who would benefit from the closure of council ones. Conflict of interest.
Families of residents should sue the council if announced as moving elderly people will lead to earlier death
Yes, Private care homes who would benefit from the closure of council ones. Conflict of interest.
Families of residents should sue the council if announced as moving elderly people will lead to earlier death
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Don't forget the Lancashire Reform councillor involved in this owns..
Yes, Private care homes who would benefit from the closure of council ones. Conflict of interest.
Families of residents should sue the council if announced as moving elderly people will lead to earlier death
Yes, Private care homes who would benefit from the closure of council ones. Conflict of interest.
Families of residents should sue the council if announced as moving elderly people will lead to earlier death
That photo is Trump telling him. "Over there is where I'll be burying all the Epstein files" the Swamp that won't be drained
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That photo is Trump telling him. "Over there is where I'll be burying all the Epstein files" the Swamp that won't be drained
Sir David was talking about Dan while on location in Peru
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sir David was talking about Dan while on location in Peru
Its a new angle and tactic by the GOP. I did wrong, would be found guilty but because you accused me or interfered in my criminal acts I want compensation when we instruct the DOJ to do our bidding
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Its a new angle and tactic by the GOP. I did wrong, would be found guilty but because you accused me or interfered in my criminal acts I want compensation when we instruct the DOJ to do our bidding
You do find auditors are on the whole there to help, support, advise and recommend actions or remediation. They are not horrible like some assume. I did an ISO42001 lead auditor course last year on AIMS for AI systems in orgs was very interesting
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You do find auditors are on the whole there to help, support, advise and recommend actions or remediation. They are not horrible like some assume. I did an ISO42001 lead auditor course last year on AIMS for AI systems in orgs was very interesting
There was a show and tell yesterday from a large UK organisation about agile. In the background of the presenter was a whiteboard with a username +pw on it nd system mentioned. A quick Google search gave me url and that system was accessible publicly. Defences don't matter if you can login
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There was a show and tell yesterday from a large UK organisation about agile. In the background of the presenter was a whiteboard with a username +pw on it nd system mentioned. A quick Google search gave me url and that system was accessible publicly. Defences don't matter if you can login
Fully agree, but that is also why Info Sec/Cyber, arcitecture and Infrastructure should be all over due diligence in M&A and not brought in later in the plan as they can go over tech stacks in detail and give estimate on cost and ease of integrating, removing or replacing systems
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Fully agree, but that is also why Info Sec/Cyber, arcitecture and Infrastructure should be all over due diligence in M&A and not brought in later in the plan as they can go over tech stacks in detail and give estimate on cost and ease of integrating, removing or replacing systems
Many large organisations often ignore the foundational basics. They operate a cost (operations/profit/growth) over risk so say yeah we accept technical legacy debt, fail to segment their networks, trust people too much and give persistent privileged access to too many. That is game on for attackers
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Many large organisations often ignore the foundational basics. They operate a cost (operations/profit/growth) over risk so say yeah we accept technical legacy debt, fail to segment their networks, trust people too much and give persistent privileged access to too many. That is game on for attackers
Its been ransomwared by the fragile ego child men of the GOP
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Its been ransomwared by the fragile ego child men of the GOP
My first crush in the 70s as a young boy and my first record was Devil Gate Drive 1974
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My first crush in the 70s as a young boy and my first record was Devil Gate Drive 1974
Lily, doing the gardening. If you need bushes and branches compacting she's a match for a shredder
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lily, doing the gardening. If you need bushes and branches compacting she's a match for a shredder