Simon 🤹🏼
@simonm994.bsky.social
Had a when you give a mouse a cookie moment in the Italian grocery and spent 40 dollars
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Had a when you give a mouse a cookie moment in the Italian grocery and spent 40 dollars
Tonight I watched a women’s hockey game with my brother in glass seats and then met a player after and these were cheap tickets we bought last night the pwhl rocks
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Tonight I watched a women’s hockey game with my brother in glass seats and then met a player after and these were cheap tickets we bought last night the pwhl rocks
Took my brother to the Sirens game tonight and the one player he specifically called out has having a great night was KO so I stand by this
The more that I watch Kristen O’Neill the more glad I am that she is playing for New York now
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Took my brother to the Sirens game tonight and the one player he specifically called out has having a great night was KO so I stand by this
The more that I watch Kristen O’Neill the more glad I am that she is playing for New York now
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The more that I watch Kristen O’Neill the more glad I am that she is playing for New York now
Washed all my bedding after being sick this week but then I got sleepy and didn’t want to finish making it so now I am in the worlds most staticky blanket cocoon
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Washed all my bedding after being sick this week but then I got sleepy and didn’t want to finish making it so now I am in the worlds most staticky blanket cocoon
I had such a good fun time today but now I have to wake up for work in less than 5 hours and that is going to be very sad
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I had such a good fun time today but now I have to wake up for work in less than 5 hours and that is going to be very sad
I love driving home from work with people who are clearly visiting and unfamiliar with the area going 15-20 mph under the speed limit
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love driving home from work with people who are clearly visiting and unfamiliar with the area going 15-20 mph under the speed limit
I could potentially be getting on a boat in less than two weeks
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I could potentially be getting on a boat in less than two weeks
Does anyone have advice for getting a haircut that is actually what you want
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Does anyone have advice for getting a haircut that is actually what you want
I’m driving home from Boston and I gotta say the Connecticut rest stops suck
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’m driving home from Boston and I gotta say the Connecticut rest stops suck
The radio station we sometimes listen to at work played the fate of Ophelia three times and mystical magical twice during my 4 hour shift today I’m gonna go crazy
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The radio station we sometimes listen to at work played the fate of Ophelia three times and mystical magical twice during my 4 hour shift today I’m gonna go crazy
I am glad that I took Italian in high school and have been able to talk to family that I would not otherwise been able to but it would be really helpful at work if I spoke Spanish
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am glad that I took Italian in high school and have been able to talk to family that I would not otherwise been able to but it would be really helpful at work if I spoke Spanish
About an hour ago I let a wasp outside but the cat has not gotten the memo yet
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
About an hour ago I let a wasp outside but the cat has not gotten the memo yet
Republican mayoral candidate in my town has specifically put her signs in front of the other candidates signs and now also some of my dad’s signs and he’s not even running for mayor or technically as a democrat
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Republican mayoral candidate in my town has specifically put her signs in front of the other candidates signs and now also some of my dad’s signs and he’s not even running for mayor or technically as a democrat
I do not generally consider myself superstitious but today when my cousin made me get the banana off the boat we did immediately start catching keepers after probably an hour and a half of tiny little fish (we also moved the boat in this time)
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I do not generally consider myself superstitious but today when my cousin made me get the banana off the boat we did immediately start catching keepers after probably an hour and a half of tiny little fish (we also moved the boat in this time)
Apparently I was already too sleepy to notice my typo here but I did just have a great day on the ocean fishing
Walk me up early tomorrow and going on a boat in the ocean
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Apparently I was already too sleepy to notice my typo here but I did just have a great day on the ocean fishing
Unfortunate timing I am just now needing my jackets and long sleeve shirts and I unpacked them and they all still smell like gross smoker apartment and our dryer just broke so I can’t even wash them yet
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Unfortunate timing I am just now needing my jackets and long sleeve shirts and I unpacked them and they all still smell like gross smoker apartment and our dryer just broke so I can’t even wash them yet
Walk me up early tomorrow and going on a boat in the ocean
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Walk me up early tomorrow and going on a boat in the ocean
One of the dogs ran out of the house and down the road earlier today and then slipped out of his collar and growled and tried to bite at me and ultimately everything was fine but I have still not come down from that rush of anxiety
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of the dogs ran out of the house and down the road earlier today and then slipped out of his collar and growled and tried to bite at me and ultimately everything was fine but I have still not come down from that rush of anxiety
Sometimes you go to move your great aunts plants inside and drop off tomatoes for your grandparents (less than a mile from your house) and you get home 3 and a half hours later
October 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes you go to move your great aunts plants inside and drop off tomatoes for your grandparents (less than a mile from your house) and you get home 3 and a half hours later
Eating a mug banana bread with a fancy spoon that is almost certainly not intended for eating with
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Eating a mug banana bread with a fancy spoon that is almost certainly not intended for eating with
Unfortunately sometimes making a phone call is much more effective
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Unfortunately sometimes making a phone call is much more effective
Thought my shift started at noon today and realized in bed at 9:30 when I got the google calendar notification that at it was actually 10 so I did not get to enjoy the last farmers market of the year today
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thought my shift started at noon today and realized in bed at 9:30 when I got the google calendar notification that at it was actually 10 so I did not get to enjoy the last farmers market of the year today
One good thing about being back in nj is that when they get us pizza at work it is good
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
One good thing about being back in nj is that when they get us pizza at work it is good