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Simon Lock
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Reporter at The Bureau of Investigative Journalism (TBIJ) focusing on transnational corruption. Also very partial to some local/family history.
It was literally designed to appear non-automated - that's the sort of thing that DVSA will be up against.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
By the time I took my final test (because by this point c. 2023 it was impossible to book anything within 6 months) there were actually web plug-ins that acted as users on the DVSA website, clicking/reloading specific driving centres (at randomised human-like intervals) until it found a test.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They essentially pretended to be you, spotted cancelled slots, reserved it, cancelled your test and then rebooked the new one for you. Which was all well and good until everyone starts using them at which point it just became a case of bot-on-bot fastest finger.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
2. Bots being used to book tests. I'm unclear how what's being outlined is going to stop that, and how they won't simply evolve to get round any changes. The bots I used (because you basically had no choice but to use them) weren't booking instructor slots, nor were they reselling at higher prices.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
From first reading, it appears to be conflating what I think are two separate issues.

1. People using instructor accounts to bulk book tests which they resold at massive profit. Banning this is obviously a good idea - why it was ever an option in the first place is beyond me.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We also reported on the scale of Abramovich's involvement in third party ownership, many of whom were minors when they signed the deals:

www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2023...
‘I worked for Abramovich?’: footballers were owned by oligarch via…
Former Chelsea owner locked young players across Europe into contentious third-party contracts
www.thebureauinvestigates.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This follows our investigation in 2023 which found an array of opaque offshore payments involving Abramovich-owned companies which would routed away from Chelsea:

www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2023...
Abramovich’s hidden football deals during Chelsea’s time at the top
Offshore deals with key figures were not recorded in Chelsea’s accounts, despite potentially benefiting the club
www.thebureauinvestigates.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
TBF, Danegeld does sound like a very Truss policy. Levy huge sums to pay to another kingdom to try and stop people coming over, and then they come anyway.
September 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A cautionary tale for the world of football finance.

Vitesse's meteoric rise and crashing fall all stemmed from its 2010 takeover, when the club began receiving millions from Roman Abramovich through a complex network of offshore loans.

www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2023...
Roman Abramovich bankrolled major Dutch club while Chelsea owner
Leaked documents appear to show that the Russian oligarch funded acquisition of Vitesse Arnhem via network of offshore entities and funnelled millions to…
www.thebureauinvestigates.com
August 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by Simon Lock
The original story, a 5,000 word deep dive on the "most feared" libel firm in the UK is here: www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2023...

Anyway, if you like the work, become a member today – TBIJ relies on donations and even small amounts go a long way: www.thebureauinvestigates.com/support-us
Britain’s fiercest libel firm can pursue anyone, anywhere
The government is trying to rein in firms like Carter-Ruck. It’s not easy
www.thebureauinvestigates.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by Simon Lock
not a violin in the world small enough
August 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Unless they're Legoland
June 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Can you do Maidenhead Golf Course next - "green lung" of Berkshire apparently, despite being surrounded on all sides by countryside...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Local council to bulldoze beloved golf course and build 1,500 homes
Maidenhead locals are at risk of losing their beloved town's 132-acre golf course, which is set to be demolished and replaced with 1,500 homes, two schools and shops.
www.dailymail.co.uk
April 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM