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Simon Le Vans (he/him)
@simonlevans.bsky.social
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Elon Musk, Jeff Besos, Mark Zuckerberg and Tim Cook cheer Donald Trump at his inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
X have lost the plot with ‘who to follow’

Still, it’s nice seeing Liz Truss being so honest in her bio.
January 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just received the following email (screen shot in two parts).

Is it me or do they not at any point tell me who they are or what they do?

Yeh I’d love to benefit from your…. er…. thingy… and take advantage of your… wotsit

Can anyone explain?

Bit of a marketing budget waste
January 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Most of the shops on Bermondsey Steet.
January 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I see she’s trying to relaunch her pop career.

I think I’ll stick with Florence And The Machine if it’s all the same to you.
January 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
‘Wanksy’ has stuck again in my hometown

These are ‘painted’ in an attempt to embarrass the council into doing something about potholes

Although not everyone’s a fan: "This is coarse and vulgar. It is obscene and offensive to those of a sensitive nature."

Poor delicate souls 😆
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
And so it begins…
December 22, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Musk is the bullied bright rich kid who the bullies suddenly realise they can use.

They’ll use up all his money and the influence of his social media platform until the money’s all gone and X collapses and then they’ll cast him aside.

Then we’ll find him crying in the corner.
December 22, 2024 at 8:39 AM
“I will go back on all my promises / pledges and destroy trust in politics”

Starmer is the antithesis of everything he told us he stood for.
December 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
If you’re a disillusioned Labour voter and you think this grifter is going to do anything to make your life better, I’m afraid you’ve been taken for a fool.

There’s only one party truly not in the pockets of billionaires and the right wing media.

Vote @greenparty.org.uk
December 20, 2024 at 10:19 AM
So sleep is now woke

Make it make sense
December 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I hope Kenneth Williams is in it
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Yes absolutely you should.

It’s ridiculous that I pay the same to park my car as the owners of these land yachts.

They often hang outside the width of the parking bay into the road too.

A pic to demonstrate the size difference (my little car circled)
December 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
November 27, 2024 at 5:23 PM
If Jesus came back today he’d be called Satanic by right wing Christians, branded weak and effeminate by Andrew Tate, a communist by Donald Trump and he’d be crucified (metaphorically) by Elon Musk with the words King OF The Wokerati emblazoned on his cross
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 AM
November 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Looking to replace my towel rail after my 22 year old one finally gave up the ghost.

I’m intrigue by this entry on the B&Q website.

Perhaps you can only get hold of it via cosmic ordering
November 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
November 19, 2024 at 6:17 PM
November 19, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Meanwhile over on X

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 19, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Looks like X is getting desperate. The closer I come to leaving, the more new followers I get.

And the bot name generator is improving.

No more dave2300885 but Flor Aas who has 110 followers despite never having posted anything.

And my new fave Willette Trullinger with 29!
November 19, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Fan of the 80s?

I’m DJing at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern this very Friday along side @jkalifornia.bsky.social and Dave Cross.

Your hair is beautiful, oh oh tonight…
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 AM
I’ve violated crybully Musk’s little rules.

You can be racist, transphobic, homophobic, misogynist but don’t take the p out of straight cis men for gods sake.

Will nobody think of the cis/het/fascists

And Trump has given this sad little man real power.
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I read this as “Germans are not a real thing”

It still makes the same amount of sense 🤪
November 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Tell me about it!
November 13, 2024 at 3:19 PM