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It was! It was! I feel like I am losing my mind but it 100% was.
June 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It was! It was! I feel like I am losing my mind but it 100% was.
Yeeeeeesssssss, I just made these stickers.
January 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yeeeeeesssssss, I just made these stickers.
We're snacky for Xmas Eve, so shrimp cocktail and martinis with blue cheese olives.
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 AM
We're snacky for Xmas Eve, so shrimp cocktail and martinis with blue cheese olives.
I was sad to discover that I came home from vacation to Santacon, but this place legit has a bouncer to keep the santas out. Bless. #santacon
December 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I was sad to discover that I came home from vacation to Santacon, but this place legit has a bouncer to keep the santas out. Bless. #santacon
This was on the bathroom wall in my Brooklyn office during the Kavanaugh hearings.
November 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
This was on the bathroom wall in my Brooklyn office during the Kavanaugh hearings.
Tighten the line space between Turn Up and Turn Out and try putting FOR on the same line as Turn Up, but still small
October 9, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Tighten the line space between Turn Up and Turn Out and try putting FOR on the same line as Turn Up, but still small
Minnie Driver in Circle of Friends, the entire plot was that she was the fat friend who no one would ever love because she was fat, she looked like this:
September 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Minnie Driver in Circle of Friends, the entire plot was that she was the fat friend who no one would ever love because she was fat, she looked like this:
My favorite bird chased me down the street
September 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM
My favorite bird chased me down the street
Each paragraph is its own set up for an entire space disaster film.
August 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Each paragraph is its own set up for an entire space disaster film.
We do it too! (There's only 2 of us though)
August 2, 2024 at 11:44 PM
We do it too! (There's only 2 of us though)
Beautiful. Smoked brisket from Passover 2023.
August 30, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Beautiful. Smoked brisket from Passover 2023.
