London Calling
@simonlb.bsky.social
🐶 person. Always wanted to live in London. Now might be a good time. We’re sorry Canada. And Greenland.
Trump Step #1: Create a crisis by making a threat
Trump Step #2: Avert crisis by being a lying shithead and not following through with threat
Trump Step #3: Take credit for averting crisis he created
Media and Cultists: Isn’t he great? Such a statesman.
Trump Step #2: Avert crisis by being a lying shithead and not following through with threat
Trump Step #3: Take credit for averting crisis he created
Media and Cultists: Isn’t he great? Such a statesman.
November 26, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Trump Step #1: Create a crisis by making a threat
Trump Step #2: Avert crisis by being a lying shithead and not following through with threat
Trump Step #3: Take credit for averting crisis he created
Media and Cultists: Isn’t he great? Such a statesman.
Trump Step #2: Avert crisis by being a lying shithead and not following through with threat
Trump Step #3: Take credit for averting crisis he created
Media and Cultists: Isn’t he great? Such a statesman.
So sorry to see you go Matt!!! 😂
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
So sorry to see you go Matt!!! 😂
@theonion.com is killing it these days. Oh wait…
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
@theonion.com is killing it these days. Oh wait…
So here is the plan:
Step #1: Leave X
Step #2: Force the value of X to be so low that it has to be sold
Step #3: The Onion buys X
Step #4: 🥂
Step #1: Leave X
Step #2: Force the value of X to be so low that it has to be sold
Step #3: The Onion buys X
Step #4: 🥂
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM
So here is the plan:
Step #1: Leave X
Step #2: Force the value of X to be so low that it has to be sold
Step #3: The Onion buys X
Step #4: 🥂
Step #1: Leave X
Step #2: Force the value of X to be so low that it has to be sold
Step #3: The Onion buys X
Step #4: 🥂