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Simon #8647
@simonkp.bsky.social
I do many things, but I am not the things I do. I am a simple human who cares about others, and want to make this world a better place for all, when all is said and done.

Oh, and ICE are Gestapo.
Seriously? What a thin skinned cunt.
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Fuck off, Melania. You absolute piece of shit.
August 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This, of course, is a completely healthy and normal reaction to finding out you suck at being President.
August 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Columbia University can’t find a spine between their entire Board. They disgust me to me core, how they enable and reward unlawful behavior. They can go to Hell and fuck off right now, thank you very much. Fuck the lit of them.

And fuck Trump, obviously.
July 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Trump will release the “Moon Landing” and “Area 51” files next in a naked attempt to deflect the attention away from what seems a likely fact that he is deeply, deeply implicated in the Epstein Files.
July 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bondi: “I’m sorry. I’ve been living under a rock for the past six months and had no idea this was going on. I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked!

“Also, butter doesn’t melt in my mouth.”
June 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
J.D. Vance is such a useless fucking cunt.
June 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
June 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He’s right! It’s a model of what NOT to do!
April 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Priceless.
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
100%. This comes to mind:
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM