It's a gimmick obvs, but we were quite surprised how strong the alcohol content was. No watering down here, it's just 1 or 0

My wife just spilt some toilet cleaner on her cassock. I've reported her for bleach of the priest.

Going up to Brum next week to see my eldest son and meet his gf. They've both just started new jobs at different fancy restaurants, both were a step up, and so they didn't want to attempt to take time off over Xmas this year. Fortunately I'm there for 2 nights, so we're going to both restaurants.

Which one? Both designed by me thanks to AI.

Somebody told me this was a great big gecko chamber......

I'm not sure if I find this relaxing or not. It's not very practical, I need a little spot light for the decks really.

I need to find people to follow. Twitter is absolutely horrid now. My feed is just basically people dishing out hate about anything I might like.

I'm not saying I live in a posh area, but a crow flew over and dropped a crumpet this morning.

@lafeeverte.bsky.social My daughter's having an issue with DofE certificate, the assessor is taking ages putting the paperwork through or something. She's trying to start silver with the local 'open' group, but can't until she has proof of finishing bronze. I've no idea who to call, got any ideas?