If you’re pretending to be an “alpha male” and you’re threatened by DEI because it gives minorities and marginalized peoples a chance, you’re a scared bitch who can’t stand the idea of not having an unfair advantage.
You’re not an alpha, you’re a loser who’s scared of a fair fight.
You’re not an alpha, you’re a loser who’s scared of a fair fight.
June 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you’re pretending to be an “alpha male” and you’re threatened by DEI because it gives minorities and marginalized peoples a chance, you’re a scared bitch who can’t stand the idea of not having an unfair advantage.
You’re not an alpha, you’re a loser who’s scared of a fair fight.
You’re not an alpha, you’re a loser who’s scared of a fair fight.
Sometimes I make things.
February 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sometimes I make things.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Remember you need to prove your relationship with grand gestures because nothing says love more than gross consumption and trinkets to purchase affection from your partner.
February 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day. Remember you need to prove your relationship with grand gestures because nothing says love more than gross consumption and trinkets to purchase affection from your partner.
This is a harsh lesson for the people of the United States and the world. Never forget that fanatics and the easily manipulated will show up in numbers. Take heed of this #canada when our federal election comes. #america #trump #unitedstates #election
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a harsh lesson for the people of the United States and the world. Never forget that fanatics and the easily manipulated will show up in numbers. Take heed of this #canada when our federal election comes. #america #trump #unitedstates #election
Getting tired of these people.
January 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Getting tired of these people.
I dunno who runs Bluesky but if they end up being a Nazi too then I’m outta ideas.
January 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I dunno who runs Bluesky but if they end up being a Nazi too then I’m outta ideas.
If you name your kid Elon, you get what you get.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you name your kid Elon, you get what you get.
My stupid brain is being stupid again.
December 30, 2024 at 6:54 AM
My stupid brain is being stupid again.
How much eggnog and bourbon is too much? Asking for a hangover.
December 21, 2024 at 12:17 AM
How much eggnog and bourbon is too much? Asking for a hangover.
Playing empty bars as a comic can be tons of fun and reminds me of the old days. There are still shows where you get 15 people in a 100 seater and tonight was one of those but I’m doing this show with my friends and the audience is great and this is a fucking wonderful night to be a comedian.
December 16, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Playing empty bars as a comic can be tons of fun and reminds me of the old days. There are still shows where you get 15 people in a 100 seater and tonight was one of those but I’m doing this show with my friends and the audience is great and this is a fucking wonderful night to be a comedian.
Am I sitting in front of the fire watching Stewart Lee, drinking really nice tequila with lime slurpee in it because I have no limes but I just finished a super fun gig running this new hour in the frozen North? Yes. Yes I am.
December 14, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Am I sitting in front of the fire watching Stewart Lee, drinking really nice tequila with lime slurpee in it because I have no limes but I just finished a super fun gig running this new hour in the frozen North? Yes. Yes I am.
Luigi Mangione is the Christmas Ghost here to scare the shit out of greedy fucks so they change their ways.
December 11, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Luigi Mangione is the Christmas Ghost here to scare the shit out of greedy fucks so they change their ways.
I think we can all agree that during the time of the hit Luigi Magione was with everyone doing something completely unrelated to assassinating a CEO.
December 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I think we can all agree that during the time of the hit Luigi Magione was with everyone doing something completely unrelated to assassinating a CEO.
The facts, they burn!
December 2, 2024 at 10:53 PM
The facts, they burn!
This is an impression of Old Billy Red Tits.
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
This is an impression of Old Billy Red Tits.
Music is ageless. Performers not so much.
November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Music is ageless. Performers not so much.
