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Simon J Woolf
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Writer, author & presenter. Lover of handmade beverages, food, coffee & electronic music.

Books: Amber Revolution (2018, 2021), Foot Trodden (2021) (with Ryan Opaz)

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Brit living in NL.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Is it nonsense? About half of US adults are tee-total, and I'm sure many of the rest don't drink wine at all.
This visual seems to be based on volume of consumption not on population - which makes sense to me.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Nice, this is new to me.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
😂
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My God, we're all being so nice and agreeable.

What happened to the good old #winetwitter days when we could all have a bit of a set-to and insult each other?
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Also valid.
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
To be fair, I just re-read my own article, and I never talk about the perfect pairing (that was just the provocation in the headline).

I just mention the difference between an acceptable pairing and an exceptional one.
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Fair point
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Exactly
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Wow. £7m? Looks like half a council house deconstructed. 😂
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
But it's always been like that. Orange wine has been the fall guy in wine since forever.

The fact that it even makes a headline in a mainstream publication is a sign that it has more than arrived. It's now 21 years since the term crystallised. Orange wines are not going anywhere.
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I've no idea how it works. I'm guessing it just trawls archives, so the article must have been without a paywall under some conditions for some period of time, otherwise it won't work?
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's also bizarrely irrelevant. Like Vanity Fair readers were the mainstay of orange wine (or natural wine) drinkers. I doubt it...

A bit like attacking fine dining restaurants in the daily mail.
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Not much to say really. It's a stupid article not worthy of much comment.
A poor take-down piece that goes for shock value and little else.
I have seen so many of these over the years, they never change. If someone wants to throw rocks at a niche product, whatever.... it won't change anything.
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Anyone got a way to read this without paying?
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Had to look him up - a reference lost on a Brit, I fear!
October 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I absolutely agree. Honestly, some of the best experiences I've had have been basic and unpretentious.
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes I'd agree. But I have to say we got lucky on a couple of occasions. Really no complaints!

In general I'm bad at holidays. I prefer travelling for work.
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM