November 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Every crime scene would have a lovely cafe and a gift shop
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Every crime scene would have a lovely cafe and a gift shop
Congratulations on now just being a ____ bastard
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Congratulations on now just being a ____ bastard
You could come down to earth with a bump
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You could come down to earth with a bump
That pronunciation made everyone in Northumberland go right Ulgham
October 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That pronunciation made everyone in Northumberland go right Ulgham
I like the Gary Delaney joke that the area in a Nando’s between the front door and the back door is called the peri-perineum
September 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I like the Gary Delaney joke that the area in a Nando’s between the front door and the back door is called the peri-perineum
And in their honour I added a typo of my own
September 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
And in their honour I added a typo of my own
Liar. You have always discriminated against me
April 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Liar. You have always discriminated against me
Maybe they could fish all that tea out of Boston harbour to drink instead
April 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Maybe they could fish all that tea out of Boston harbour to drink instead
Long time since I watched S1. Yes a little weird but think it’s because she still thinks of them as young children
March 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Long time since I watched S1. Yes a little weird but think it’s because she still thinks of them as young children
Doing both is an option
February 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Doing both is an option
Careful. The Chancellor of the Eggs Checker will want a share
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Careful. The Chancellor of the Eggs Checker will want a share
It’s the Equality Act 2010, not Equalities, and there’s a Gender Recognition Act 2004 but no Gender Equality Act in England. Otherwise all seems spot on
February 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It’s the Equality Act 2010, not Equalities, and there’s a Gender Recognition Act 2004 but no Gender Equality Act in England. Otherwise all seems spot on
I have nothing but admiration for anyone who can spell the word, never mind be one
January 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have nothing but admiration for anyone who can spell the word, never mind be one
Ah. And one of them that I’d never heard before in my life
January 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Ah. And one of them that I’d never heard before in my life
Yes it was, but do you have any clue wtf Strands was about?
January 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Yes it was, but do you have any clue wtf Strands was about?
Greyhounding is a nightmare too
January 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Greyhounding is a nightmare too
Tbh I do often question my life choices after reading your writing
December 2, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Tbh I do often question my life choices after reading your writing
They could stagger up the bank to the Huntsman
November 27, 2024 at 7:56 AM
They could stagger up the bank to the Huntsman