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simonjadis
@simonjadis.bsky.social
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queer, devotional polytheist, he/him

header art of my Dragon Age protagonists by @jadenite.bsky.social
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slightly cropped screenshot from the final confrontation of bloodlines 2, to avoid spoilers
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing Phyre, in the best Tremere outfit, illuminated with red and purple light at the climax of the game.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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A Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 achievement titled "I Curse You All!" which reads "Combine Blood Curse and Blood Salvo to eliminate at least 4 enemies at once."
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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A screenshot of Moiraine Damodred Aes Sedai of the Blue Ajah, as portrayed by Rosamund Pike on the Amazon Prime 'Wheel of Time' series.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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excellent bloodlines 2 side quest yesterday afternoon
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing beautiful Niko Angelov, the Banu Haqim proprietor of a pawn shop. His dialogue reads: "This is Damian's old cellphone. Using it, he made a policy decision that raised the value of his company's stocks by point five of a percent. Thirty-two thousand, five-hundred and one people were denied care as a result, and are now dead." A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing beautiful Niko Angelov, the Banu Haqim proprietor of a pawn shop. His dialogue reads: "It sounds as if Damian could not negotiate a way out of your encounter. Ha. So much for life insurance."
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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part of my dream was Bloodlines 2 and . . . it might be a genuine theory about what I've experienced so far? one of those rare "thought of this in a dream but it still makes sense now that I'm awake" experiences
A screenshot of Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, in the familiar meme of him resting his head on a pillow with his eyes wide open, as if in realization or immobilized by thought.
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I absolutely love Tolly. I also wonder if all Phyres get this dialogue, or if he's only showing mlm solidarity because I flirted with Niko
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 featuring Tolly, the Nosferatu, saying: "You're a bloodsucker, my friend. It doesn't get any more queer than that." REAL.
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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second "daydream" of Fabien. wild to predict a character's death and still be shocked by when -- and where -- it happens. crushing on Hector, absolutely adoring Isaac
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing a cepia filter from a 1925 New Year's Eve party. The Sheriff, Hector, his tits visible even through his old-timey get-up, speaks to the Malkavian detective, joking about doing the Charleston. A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing a cepia filter from a 1925 New Year's Eve party. A bundled up Nosferatu, Isaac, tells the Malkavian detective that he believes that Prince Rosalind is simply misunderstood.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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screenshotting Bloodlines 2 during combat often results in a blur because you move pretty quickly, but I got this during a takedown animation
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing The Nomad, Phyre, in the third and best Tremere outfit, slaying a larger Anarch during a takedown animation.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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deeply thirsty for my own Nomad, I fear
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing the Nomad, Phyre, wearing the third (and best) Tremere outfit while in Hole In The Wall, the Anarch dive bar where one meets with Katsumi.
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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ALSO got to meet Onda Cardoso for the first time! Phyre flirted with her, of course. she's great!
In a Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 screenshot, Onda -- representative of the Lasombra Clan in Seattle -- says: "Really? I find out out of your depth. Strange to see an elder with just a hint of lost puppy. Maybe you need someone to bring you to heel."
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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and Phyre also flirted with Patience!
A screenshot of Patience, a Toreador from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, saying: "Oh, you mean you wanna bone. Maybe. I don't know, though. I need to do some visualization."
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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flirted with Niko for the first time!
A screenshot of Niko, the Banu Haqim pawn shop merchant from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2. "Ha! It has been a long time, Nomad, I think?" he says. "You are also interesting. The most interesting curio to enter my shop in many years. And of extremely high value! I know about these things."
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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obviously, I have since put my boy in the best Tremere outfit
A screenshot from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 showing my Nomad in the third Tremere outfit, "The Mage." The ensemble includes a low-cut top under suspenders. The caption reads: "THey looked like they'd been through hell and fought their way back with blood sorcery and style."
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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A screenshot of Kris Jenner crying.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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thus far, he stood up to Benny, and Lou, Tolly, Safia, and Ryong all seem to like him! they should. he's a good boy
A screenshot from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 showing the Nomad in Weaver Tower, standing before the Prince. He is wearing the second Tremere outfit, featuring a jacket with a red undershirt and an eye-catching pendant on a necklace. He's beautiful. I love him.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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the most obvious answer is branding -- she was never more directly influential than when she was a teenager. but she also became pregnant with Stormi when she was a teen. she has spent the past 8 years missing out on a normal young adulthood because she became a mother of two
A Slate article headline reading: "She's One of the Most Famous WOmen on Earth. WHy Does She Want to Be a Teenager Again?" The subheading is: "Kylie Jenner is trying to recapture her youth and our wallets."
October 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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said something similar at work this week
Text reads: But we should remember that the vast majority of the people of the world are not princes or dukes or other medieval nonsense and do not consider it a punishment. “Downgraded to normal rich guy” is not exactly a prison cell.
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Made my Nomad! He's a Tremere
A screenshot from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 showing a Tremere Nomad (Phyre) with dark, nearly-black hair. He wears an oversized tee and a chain necklace, sports hazel eyes just shy of brown, and there is a faint glint from his ear piercings.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I can't play until after work but Bloodlines 2 is here and lurking, watching me from the dark
A screenshot from GOG Galaxy, the launcher and updater, showing Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 as having fully downloaded and being ready to play.
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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me with my penicillin allergy
A screenshot of Kris Jenner crying in the early 2010s.
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I remember The Post
An image of MCU Thanos adding the MCU Time Stone to his Infinity Gauntlet, but each stone now bears a new label. He is adding the Poop Magic Eraser to a gauntlet that already bears the Poop Lysol Wipes, the Poop Socks, the Poop Knife, the Poop Gloves, and the Poop Table. All of these come from real Reddit posts. People are deeply disgusting and organic existence is a curse.
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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The "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" meme.
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I keep wanting to read this as 'yassified soul reaper skull'
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online showing an inventory screen with a 'Treasure' item, Ossified Soul Reaper Skull.
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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A screenshot of Katherine Pierce (Katerina Petrova) from 'The Vampire Diaries' Season 2. Fun fact! She has done nothing wrong ever in her 500 years of life.
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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A black-and-white drawing of a scruffy man with wild, muppet-like short hair donning a sinister expression as he presses his face to a window. His shirt reads "Sickos." His dialogue bubble reads: "Yes ... ha ha ha ... YES!" The comic is from The Onion.
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM