Simon
simonishere.bsky.social
Simon
@simonishere.bsky.social
Dog person.

Equal rights for others doesn't mean less for you, it's not pie.

Trans rights are human rights.
It's all spun out so. 👀

I used to work in an appliance shop many years ago, we used to take dead washers and dryers outside and cut the intake and filter pipes.

Nearly always found a bunch of coins hanging out in there.
June 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What is it not doing?

Could be bearing support rods, blockage, magnetic pump etc
June 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Reminded myself of this silly clip.

youtu.be/oBJ_PwpoIvs?...
There's cocaine in it!
YouTube video by Robert Bennett
youtu.be
June 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And he sits down and just chills out.

Millie has requested this particular pleasure more than once .
June 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I read this initially as all the "cocaine" which is probably a bad idea.
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No terrorists here only Seve.

He demands you pet the belly.
June 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Urgh. Hospital infections are horrible, I had two but I was *in* hospital at the time so I got treatment.

Fuck knows how I would have been if I had gone home
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Did Ste get it? Sounds flipping awful
June 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Feel free to watch it before me.

Are you still recovering from the plague?
June 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
A few and some of them are really really bad.

Most of the ones I've seen have been extremely obvious though.

Like this one, I plan to watch under the influence at some point.
June 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Hours I'll never get back.
June 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Only one I watched in full, the other ones were insufferable.
June 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sinead liked that show, I'm probably the only person to think it's highly overrated.
June 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What is a "Jason Issac's"?
June 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm sorry but my dog is a racist isn't something you want to be saying to people.
February 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Only found out today, will speak to Dr next week to find out full extent and treatment plan.

It's generally a very manageable disease.
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ah yes the land shark phase
February 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
But look at his toe beans 😍
February 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*boop* says my Millie.
February 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yesterday I used my phone torch to search for my phone in my car for a full minute.

My brain may have glitched.
February 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You speak for the collective Donna
January 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Salty is just the sweetest little (big) thing.
January 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM