I am delighted to announce that I am going to do something unexpected and out of character that will go against my previously stated life goals.

Yesterday I was driving in Kent, and there were lots of signs for the National Trust. However, there were no signs of any international trust.

#aspergers #autism #inauguration #comedy #elonmusk

I thought he _has_ Aspergers, not _is_ Asperger.

The healthcare CEO situation seems to be the trolley problem.

This is perfect because I keep accidentally drinking alcohol in my sleep.

I hate it when I find out musicians are sex pests, because then I can't listen to their music any more. I can't believe I've lost Buttery Biscuit Bass.

My robot hoover has hidden one of my slippers.

So as I was saying...