Simon Goff
@simongoff1979.bsky.social
Full-time NHS
Part-time cyclist
NUFC FC FC FC FC….
Professional. Whimsical. Skedaddler.
Part-time cyclist
NUFC FC FC FC FC….
Professional. Whimsical. Skedaddler.
I’m seeing my dad later, I can’t wait for his incisive analysis of “why can’t they just bat properly”
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I’m seeing my dad later, I can’t wait for his incisive analysis of “why can’t they just bat properly”
It’s got a real late nineties feel to it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It’s got a real late nineties feel to it.
It’s the heavy bass/light vocal that draws you in - plus as an ex pat Geordie in Manchester in the nearly noughties Mani was a regular in the Kush, the curry house near ours, and I was always amazed he was sat right there…the guy from the cassette we used to play in sixth form
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s the heavy bass/light vocal that draws you in - plus as an ex pat Geordie in Manchester in the nearly noughties Mani was a regular in the Kush, the curry house near ours, and I was always amazed he was sat right there…the guy from the cassette we used to play in sixth form
Still…good news about the arachnid megacity.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Still…good news about the arachnid megacity.
I can’t help but think of the We Hate Rachel Green club when I hear this.
a man is wearing a blue sweater that says mouths i hate you
ALT: a man is wearing a blue sweater that says mouths i hate you
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I can’t help but think of the We Hate Rachel Green club when I hear this.
My favourite kind of wine
October 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My favourite kind of wine
Not a dig by the way - genuine question in the interests of spreading UK cheap fizzy wine that you drink on swings in the park culture
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not a dig by the way - genuine question in the interests of spreading UK cheap fizzy wine that you drink on swings in the park culture
Are you familiar with Lambrini @wilwheaton.net?
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Are you familiar with Lambrini @wilwheaton.net?
Rough and tumble surely?
October 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Rough and tumble surely?
From Iowa, Idaho and Florida?
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
From Iowa, Idaho and Florida?
If you look up when the far right came to Liverpool in the UK and got chased off…it’s called Yakkity Sax
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you look up when the far right came to Liverpool in the UK and got chased off…it’s called Yakkity Sax
Because of course once you’ve got them up there…well. Fuck that.
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Because of course once you’ve got them up there…well. Fuck that.
“Chub Venue of the Year”
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Chub Venue of the Year”
Mirandinha used to play football with his kids in Gosforth Central Park when I was about 9 or 10 - I’m so old…
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mirandinha used to play football with his kids in Gosforth Central Park when I was about 9 or 10 - I’m so old…
I was just passing through town on a rare visit home but I’d say these numbers are pretty much what I saw too
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was just passing through town on a rare visit home but I’d say these numbers are pretty much what I saw too
You might say they were gannin along The Scotswood Road…
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You might say they were gannin along The Scotswood Road…
As a regular traveller between Manchester and Morecambe, how could I not buy a T-shirt of the mighty Forton services, where my wife would buy 3 cans of M&S G&T and a bag of Salt and Vinegar twizzles - the tea of champions!
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
As a regular traveller between Manchester and Morecambe, how could I not buy a T-shirt of the mighty Forton services, where my wife would buy 3 cans of M&S G&T and a bag of Salt and Vinegar twizzles - the tea of champions!
I wonder who is in charge this week…
September 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wonder who is in charge this week…
Drive the short way up to the Jubilee Tower for the sunset behind the Lake District, or the Prom at Morecambe.
August 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Drive the short way up to the Jubilee Tower for the sunset behind the Lake District, or the Prom at Morecambe.
*unmooooved
Apologies.
Apologies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*unmooooved
Apologies.
Apologies.
I’ve been an exec a few years now and thinking the same.
But have also just walked back from Sainsbury’s because I forgot to bring pants when cycling to work…
But have also just walked back from Sainsbury’s because I forgot to bring pants when cycling to work…
June 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’ve been an exec a few years now and thinking the same.
But have also just walked back from Sainsbury’s because I forgot to bring pants when cycling to work…
But have also just walked back from Sainsbury’s because I forgot to bring pants when cycling to work…
Only a matter of time before she’s presenting Skirmish, a military based quiz show on digital cable channel UK Conquest
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Only a matter of time before she’s presenting Skirmish, a military based quiz show on digital cable channel UK Conquest