simongarlick
@simongarlick.net
Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, bad writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.
jesus, out of nowhere, a bsky post off the top rope with a steel chair
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
jesus, out of nowhere, a bsky post off the top rope with a steel chair
as a dog returneth to his vomit, so the Australian Labor Party returneth to monitoring and controlling what people read and say on the internet
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
as a dog returneth to his vomit, so the Australian Labor Party returneth to monitoring and controlling what people read and say on the internet
I copped a suspension for posting in a thread something like "hey nick clegg, on behalf of everyone, fuck off and die you parasite"
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I copped a suspension for posting in a thread something like "hey nick clegg, on behalf of everyone, fuck off and die you parasite"
ding ding ding we have a winner
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ding ding ding we have a winner
I don't have that problem with the Schindler's List that I downloaded via BitTorrent. The more things change...
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't have that problem with the Schindler's List that I downloaded via BitTorrent. The more things change...
I was today years old when I first encountered "three-cueing", and I've taught two people to read from scratch
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I was today years old when I first encountered "three-cueing", and I've taught two people to read from scratch
When SoftBank sells something, that's a sure sign that the thing is about to explode to record highs
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
When SoftBank sells something, that's a sure sign that the thing is about to explode to record highs
That is the most NZ Police addition to an already maxed-out NZ Police story imaginable.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That is the most NZ Police addition to an already maxed-out NZ Police story imaginable.
It breaks my heart that every single story features a New Zealand man as its hero image.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It breaks my heart that every single story features a New Zealand man as its hero image.
As if that birds' nest could ever be separated and laid out end to end
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As if that birds' nest could ever be separated and laid out end to end
Paedophiles are so hot right now!
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Paedophiles are so hot right now!