Simon Fathers / Nine Bladed Sword
@simonfathers.bsky.social
English as tuppence, changing and changeless as canal water,
nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag bearer,
opsimath, eremite, feudal reactionary.
nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag bearer,
opsimath, eremite, feudal reactionary.
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social love this brilliant AI response to the query 'prawn in a coal mine'
August 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social love this brilliant AI response to the query 'prawn in a coal mine'
LIve pictures from inside the Hess household
August 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
LIve pictures from inside the Hess household
for some reason this came into my head
July 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
for some reason this came into my head
the f**king cheek of this
July 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the f**king cheek of this
ladies and gentlemen, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ladies and gentlemen, 2025
Ladies and Gentlemen, the billionaire funded UK media focussing on what really matters
June 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the billionaire funded UK media focussing on what really matters
WTF Guardian. I have read my last article in this newspaper.
June 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
WTF Guardian. I have read my last article in this newspaper.
A pop up book for kids! Let's monetise it. Oh damn too late
May 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A pop up book for kids! Let's monetise it. Oh damn too late
Wonder what Bill would have made of MAGA
May 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wonder what Bill would have made of MAGA
I assume he means by allowing them all to be killed, then they are nolonger hungry
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I assume he means by allowing them all to be killed, then they are nolonger hungry
@pimlicat.bsky.social response from my MP after I emailed him your message linking to the @bestforbritain.bsky.social growth report. Not surprising and full of over inflated bull.
May 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@pimlicat.bsky.social response from my MP after I emailed him your message linking to the @bestforbritain.bsky.social growth report. Not surprising and full of over inflated bull.
No, me neither
May 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
No, me neither
This looks like fun
May 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This looks like fun
I love spring in the UK. You always know where you are. 🫣
April 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love spring in the UK. You always know where you are. 🫣
Every time I hear a sycophant in a white house briefing or in the oval office I immediately think of this
April 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Every time I hear a sycophant in a white house briefing or in the oval office I immediately think of this
Rubio be like
April 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Rubio be like
This is fun.
April 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is fun.
Exclusive footage from Stephen Miller's prepper retreat
April 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Exclusive footage from Stephen Miller's prepper retreat
New t-shirt couldn't be more apposite for any Canadians finding themselves in the USA right now
April 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New t-shirt couldn't be more apposite for any Canadians finding themselves in the USA right now
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social @thetrawl.bsky.social I for one am 100% on board with this gag. It speaks to my deepest inner soul. Almost worth having the tariffs just for this alone.
April 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social @thetrawl.bsky.social I for one am 100% on board with this gag. It speaks to my deepest inner soul. Almost worth having the tariffs just for this alone.
@sturdyalex.bsky.social would have thought this brand would be right up your street Alex! ;-)
April 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social would have thought this brand would be right up your street Alex! ;-)
February 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@quietriotpod.bsky.social you need to get The Two Matts on. Seems they're not yet aware of your existence!!! 😄
December 2, 2024 at 10:50 PM
@quietriotpod.bsky.social you need to get The Two Matts on. Seems they're not yet aware of your existence!!! 😄