Simone Scally
@simonescal.bsky.social
I would autocorrect you 😉
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I would autocorrect you 😉
Similar to his neck?
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Similar to his neck?
Your fault, you left it there and that cat will not accept criticism for proving the bin needed to be emptied.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Your fault, you left it there and that cat will not accept criticism for proving the bin needed to be emptied.
He'll never live it down 😂
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
He'll never live it down 😂
Failed geography tho...
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Failed geography tho...
I am so sorry. The loss of a pet is under rated in impact. Having to deal with an empty house is so hard. Take care of yourself x
September 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am so sorry. The loss of a pet is under rated in impact. Having to deal with an empty house is so hard. Take care of yourself x
Aren't we all...
September 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Aren't we all...
I don't think cats are much use wielding a mop and bucket, less again a hoover. Not entirely his fault.
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don't think cats are much use wielding a mop and bucket, less again a hoover. Not entirely his fault.
John was doing his covert job with diligence.Your cleaner, less so.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
John was doing his covert job with diligence.Your cleaner, less so.
Translation: You are being deported for your consistent moaning and sent back to the bleak autumnal conditions you deserve. 😉
September 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Translation: You are being deported for your consistent moaning and sent back to the bleak autumnal conditions you deserve. 😉
We had a GS who basically kidnapped the kittens daily. Their mum became resigned to it. Happy memories 🥰
September 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We had a GS who basically kidnapped the kittens daily. Their mum became resigned to it. Happy memories 🥰
He read the room
September 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He read the room
So we are russophobic because the country opposes an illegal invasion, the breaking of international law and the murder of innocents. I'm OK with that.
September 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So we are russophobic because the country opposes an illegal invasion, the breaking of international law and the murder of innocents. I'm OK with that.
Congratulations. Enjoy your little one.
August 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Congratulations. Enjoy your little one.