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@simonesayzz.bsky.social
electoral college dropout

((plz make me laugh))
Ran out of my adhd meds today so thank g0d my internal radio station has decided to torture me with Photograph by Nickelback on repeat
December 9, 2024 at 5:35 PM
There are few things in life worse than driving eastbound or westbound in Manhattan
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
The ADHD urge to clean my place in preparation of someone coming over overpowering the fact that it’s my cleaner who’s coming
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Pls take me back to the city. Its 3am and I just spent the past hour trying to identify the species of woodland creatures making noises outside of my bf’s parents house in New England
November 30, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Artists you’ve seen live by letter (edm)

Above & beyond
Barely alive
Culture shock
Deathpact
Eric prydz
Fred again
GRiZ
Hivemind
Inzo
Jason Ross
Kayzo
Liquid stranger
Mersiv
Nero
Of the trees
Phase one
Q
Ravenscoon
Skrillex
Tape B
U
Vastive
Wooli
X
YVM3
Zeds Dead
Artists you’ve seen live by letter

AFI
Bloc Party
Calling All Captains
Devil Wears Prada
Emmure
Fit For A King
Goalkeeper
Hot Milk
In This Moment
Joyce Manor
Knocked Loose
Lolo
Mayday Parada
Neck Deep
Outline in Color
Paramore
Q
the Requiem
Silent Planet
Tigers Jaw
U
V
Weezer
Y
Zero 9:36
November 27, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Artists you’ve seen live by letter (metalcore)

Alpha wolf
BMTH
Catch your breath
Dayseeker
ERRA
Fit for a king
Gideon
Holding absence
Invent animate
Johnny booth
Knocked loose
Linkin park
MIW
Northlane
Outline in color
PTV
Q
the Requiem
Silent planet
Ten56.
Underoath
Vrsty
Woe is me
X
Y
Z
Artists you’ve seen live by letter

AFI
Bloc Party
Calling All Captains
Devil Wears Prada
Emmure
Fit For A King
Goalkeeper
Hot Milk
In This Moment
Joyce Manor
Knocked Loose
Lolo
Mayday Parada
Neck Deep
Outline in Color
Paramore
Q
the Requiem
Silent Planet
Tigers Jaw
U
V
Weezer
Y
Zero 9:36
November 27, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Hello MTV, welcome to my stupid dumb dinosaur hamster cage
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Working in your office after finding out the hard way that you accidentally left your space heater on all weekend
November 26, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Just finished the #from season 3 finale and my g0d that was unsettling
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Needed to share this photo of my sön
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Me: This is a hard escape room.

Boss: You're at work.
November 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM
All 4 elevators in my 43 story high rise apartment are out of service. My calves and I both have emotional damage from taking the stairs
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Ain’t no way I just got a text from a fkn TEMU recruiter 😭
November 19, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Time for my 30 allotted minutes of dissociating with candy crush while everyone’s asleep
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Moo deng and Gandalf is a crossover I never knew I needed
November 19, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I always think back to that one day where NYT connections was emojis instead of words and it was one time I’ve ever gotten it correct with ease lmao
November 16, 2024 at 10:33 PM
People of Bluesky, let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form only.
November 16, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Purchased a (used) Herman miller desk chair for working from home and the first thing my sweet hairy baby does is use it as a scratching board
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I was diagnosed with adhd in my early twenties and literally cried the first time I took vyvanse because I didn’t know it was humanly possible for my brain to be silent. Growing organic fucking food isn’t going to “cure” a neurological disorder
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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please share my account with your gator loving friends :) lets rebuild gator utopia in the blue sky swamp <3
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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If you choose to stay on the Bad Place after midnight tonight please know what you’re agreeing to w/the updates TOS.

He can sue you directly for violating his TOS. You waive rights. Clear now?!
November 14, 2024 at 11:37 PM
HIS DEFENSE LAWYER???
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Cant wait for another day of getting jumpscared by Trump cabinet pick notifications
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 5:31 AM