One time a group of us were talking about real housewives and I was asked what reality tv show I would want to be on and I said the one where they try to cut things perfectly in half and then measure them, and the person who gets the weight closest to the exact half wins. So yeah

A @calm.com sound, but instead of rain it’s just the sound of endless pasta being pouring into boiling water

Director with Emmy Award winning camera work, checking in 📹