Simone Comedy - Simone Holder
@simonecomedy.bsky.social
🇨🇦 she/her/elle
Ottawa comedian
🏆WINNER 2022 PYAC Absolute Comedy Ottawa
🏆WINNER 2021 Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa MMSCC
🏁F1 fan
🐈⬛Cat mom to KC, Koala, and Arthur
Ottawa comedian
🏆WINNER 2022 PYAC Absolute Comedy Ottawa
🏆WINNER 2021 Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa MMSCC
🏁F1 fan
🐈⬛Cat mom to KC, Koala, and Arthur
I had a blast performing at the Nubian Show at Yuk Yuk’s Toronto on Sunday night.
Thank you Kenny Robinson for the opportunity!
Thank you Kenny Robinson for the opportunity!
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I had a blast performing at the Nubian Show at Yuk Yuk’s Toronto on Sunday night.
Thank you Kenny Robinson for the opportunity!
Thank you Kenny Robinson for the opportunity!
August 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
August 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s here!
My debut comedy album “Gently Savage” is officially out today!
Thank you to everyone who’s supported me - I’m so excited to share this with you.
🎧 Listen now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#GentlySavage #SimoneComedy #AlbumRelease #StandUpComedy
My debut comedy album “Gently Savage” is officially out today!
Thank you to everyone who’s supported me - I’m so excited to share this with you.
🎧 Listen now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#GentlySavage #SimoneComedy #AlbumRelease #StandUpComedy
July 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s here!
My debut comedy album “Gently Savage” is officially out today!
Thank you to everyone who’s supported me - I’m so excited to share this with you.
🎧 Listen now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#GentlySavage #SimoneComedy #AlbumRelease #StandUpComedy
My debut comedy album “Gently Savage” is officially out today!
Thank you to everyone who’s supported me - I’m so excited to share this with you.
🎧 Listen now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#GentlySavage #SimoneComedy #AlbumRelease #StandUpComedy
I assembled this shoe cabinet by myself. I’m handy.
July 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I assembled this shoe cabinet by myself. I’m handy.
“Gently Savage”, my debut stand-up comedy album, will be released on July 28, 2025.
I can’t wait for you to hear it.
More details coming soon.
I can’t wait for you to hear it.
More details coming soon.
July 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Gently Savage”, my debut stand-up comedy album, will be released on July 28, 2025.
I can’t wait for you to hear it.
More details coming soon.
I can’t wait for you to hear it.
More details coming soon.
Love to all ❤️
May 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Love to all ❤️
⭐️ Headliner: Kyle Brownrigg
🎤 Host: Ryan Maglunob
Feature: Simone Holder
Friday, April 18 @ 9:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 10:30 PM
Sunday, April 20 @ 8:00 PM
For tickets, please call the club at 416-486-7700 or go online at www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
🎤 Host: Ryan Maglunob
Feature: Simone Holder
Friday, April 18 @ 9:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 10:30 PM
Sunday, April 20 @ 8:00 PM
For tickets, please call the club at 416-486-7700 or go online at www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
April 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
⭐️ Headliner: Kyle Brownrigg
🎤 Host: Ryan Maglunob
Feature: Simone Holder
Friday, April 18 @ 9:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 10:30 PM
Sunday, April 20 @ 8:00 PM
For tickets, please call the club at 416-486-7700 or go online at www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
🎤 Host: Ryan Maglunob
Feature: Simone Holder
Friday, April 18 @ 9:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 10:30 PM
Sunday, April 20 @ 8:00 PM
For tickets, please call the club at 416-486-7700 or go online at www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
A woman walked across the stage to get to the bar while a comic was performing. She crossed the stage again to get back to her seat.
When I got to the stage, I joked with her that I’d fight her if she crossed the stage. This is what happened a few minutes later.
When I got to the stage, I joked with her that I’d fight her if she crossed the stage. This is what happened a few minutes later.
April 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A woman walked across the stage to get to the bar while a comic was performing. She crossed the stage again to get back to her seat.
When I got to the stage, I joked with her that I’d fight her if she crossed the stage. This is what happened a few minutes later.
When I got to the stage, I joked with her that I’d fight her if she crossed the stage. This is what happened a few minutes later.
I had a first tonight: A man came up to me after my set and asked me for my autograph.
April 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I had a first tonight: A man came up to me after my set and asked me for my autograph.
This is so true 🤣
April 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is so true 🤣
No more April fool’s jokes!
April 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
No more April fool’s jokes!
This cat loves me. 🐈⬛❤️ Arthur ❤️🐈⬛
March 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This cat loves me. 🐈⬛❤️ Arthur ❤️🐈⬛
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Ayyyeeeee!!!! Tickets are on sale now for my 2nd comedy album recording (and my debut with #ComedyDynamics)!!!!
Ticket link in my bio:
linktr.ee/KellyZemnick...
Ticket link in my bio:
linktr.ee/KellyZemnick...
March 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ayyyeeeee!!!! Tickets are on sale now for my 2nd comedy album recording (and my debut with #ComedyDynamics)!!!!
Ticket link in my bio:
linktr.ee/KellyZemnick...
Ticket link in my bio:
linktr.ee/KellyZemnick...
March 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
#firstpost
Hi! I’m Simone, an Ottawa-based standup comedian who loves three things: making people laugh, F1 racing, and catering to my feline overlords. Expect jokes, cat antics, and emotional meltdowns over tire strategies. Let’s have some fun—no DRS needed!
Hi! I’m Simone, an Ottawa-based standup comedian who loves three things: making people laugh, F1 racing, and catering to my feline overlords. Expect jokes, cat antics, and emotional meltdowns over tire strategies. Let’s have some fun—no DRS needed!
March 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
#firstpost
Hi! I’m Simone, an Ottawa-based standup comedian who loves three things: making people laugh, F1 racing, and catering to my feline overlords. Expect jokes, cat antics, and emotional meltdowns over tire strategies. Let’s have some fun—no DRS needed!
Hi! I’m Simone, an Ottawa-based standup comedian who loves three things: making people laugh, F1 racing, and catering to my feline overlords. Expect jokes, cat antics, and emotional meltdowns over tire strategies. Let’s have some fun—no DRS needed!