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Simon Earle
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Jarvis Cocker giving off Geography teacher doing karaoke after trying red bull for first time energy.
June 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Would love to have been there when they described the outfits they wanted to have made for them... #totp
March 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
One-size-fit-all interchangeable bassline from Soul II Soul #totp
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Steps did it better #totp
March 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#uksnow SA45 1/10 not stickin'
January 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#uksnow SA44 0/10 rain as normal
January 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Most family conversations today have started with 'do you remember X?', shortly followed by 'they died'. I'm beginning to wonder if there has been a purge in Wigan.
December 24, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Why would you impersonate Alvin Stardust? #totp
December 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Just ordered a cappuccino and only realised the time when I sat down; don't think I got a look from the barista, but the internal shame is there.
December 3, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Snow in Leigh. Will Dad risk his sacred Costa run? Doubt it—he won't trust the buses, which are clearly part of his 'Andy Burnham's master plan for chaos' theory.
November 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
66% of bins emptied before noon. What a day.
November 18, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Someone in Tesco's email marketing team clearly set out to provoke Italian food purists today...
Chicken piri-piri lasagne and pigs-in-blankets carbonara, anyone?
Bet they drink cappuccino after 11am too.
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I wonder if their MP will bother to show up for the arrival, despite claiming to be such a big supporter of the charity.

rnli.org/news-and-med...
RNLI Clacton to welcome new Shannon lifeboat on Saturday 16 November | RNLI
rnli.org
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I'm assuming they haven't analysed Leigh data yet. www.wigantoday.net/lifestyle/fo...
A new study has unveiled that Wigan has the dirtiest takeaways in the UK
A new study has revealed Wigan is the town with the dirtiest takeaways in the UK.
www.wigantoday.net
November 11, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Sky+ HD Digibox 2006
October 8, 2024 at 2:41 PM
It's going downhill now...
September 17, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Oasis fans are complaining about demand-based surge pricing while at the same time using every device they own to be in the queue for tickets, which in turn creates even more demand. 🙄
September 3, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Every farmer in the UK with a flail hedge cutter hooked up and ready to go...
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
ALT: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 4:24 PM
If you want to try cutting me up in your 24-plate Audi SUV while I'm driving our beaten-up, 15-year-old Ford Focus runaround, be my guest, but realise I don't give a damn about your wank panzer.
August 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
If you need to 'explain the menu' to me, it's a failure of what a menu is.
August 20, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Life in West Wales.
August 20, 2024 at 9:15 AM
We're at the Garlic Festival, who knew you could do so much with it
August 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
At the mother-in-law's.
August 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Algorithms are brilliant. Thanks for the uplifting music, Spotify.
February 7, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I must have not listened to any mainstream radio in 1995 as haven't remembered a single tune yet
#totp
October 6, 2023 at 6:48 PM