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Simon “call me drew” Celt
@simoncelt.bsky.social
A left-wing refugee from Twitter.

I pay my taxes, and test eyes for a living
Free #callofduty #blackops7 #monster code - first come, first served.

More codes to come, so repost & @ me so I know who wants the codes
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Free #callofduty #blackops7 #monster code - first come, first served.

More codes to come, so repost & @ me so I know who wants the codes
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Free #callofduty #blackops7 #monster code - first come, first served.

More codes to come, so repost & @ me so I know who wants the codes
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Now unpopular opinion but imagine how high we’d be if we didn’t dump 22% from Jan ‘25 inauguration highs to the April ‘25 lows before Trump #taco’d on the tariffs (people getting a bit yippy)
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially breaks above 6,800 for the first time in history, now up over +40% since the April 2025 bottom. The S&P 500 has now added +$17 TRILLION of market cap in 6 months.
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where #kamala won the 2024 election
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s ground hog day & The orange one made more #tariff threats against #China, so much winning with #trump & #trumptariffs #taco
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fantastic to hear that “transmittable” HIV has been eradicated in greater Manchester #gmpcsummit2025
October 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Of course the royals have got fancy poop knives
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There is a story here - either it’s photoshop or X.com banned xAI bot #grok
July 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Trying to avoid emotional baggage
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“Hope this email finds you well”

How the email found me:
June 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Choice/Purpose - The #matrix revolutions
#matrixrevolutions
June 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Unpopular opinion // bother Trump & #endWokeness don’t like zohran mamdani - I automatically think the guy sounds like a solid choice
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Didn’t think I would get much mileage out of a five year old meme
June 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I might actually run out of popcorn
June 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I might run out of popcorn before we finish summer
June 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
June 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I might run out of popcorn before the year is out
June 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So I hear Trump Always Chickens Out #TACO
June 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
May 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
May 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
So I hear Donald Trump doesn’t like the term #TACO (trump always chickens out)

Can I offer a topical meme
May 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
i fricking knew it - Trump now back peddling on putting 50% tarifs on EU he instigated on before close last week and now ES1! future popped up 1% on the first thirty minutes

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

i guess the moral of this story, every time he annouces tarrifs, buy the dip, its temporary
May 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Stock Market Recap for Wednesday, May 21, 2025
May 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM