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Simon Carne
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Writer: Irregular Thoughts (simoncarne.substack.com)
and I Learned to Write (https://amzn.eu/d/bivFsMy) - published 11 March 2025
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I wasn't going to write about the BBC's Panorama problems, but when I saw three directors give evidence to the Culture Select Committee, I couldn't hold back any longer.
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Splicing and dicing the BBC's reputation
Questions about bias at the BBC are missing the point
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November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Does Keir Starmer know what spying is?
Read the latest of my Irregular Thoughts:
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Chinese whispers
With each attempt to explain why the China spying case collapsed, the reasons become increasingly nonsensical
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October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Saw The Hack last night. It's extraordinary that newspapers are still destroying lives. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant, @jacquihames.bsky.social and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...
A Free Press, Not a Free Pass – It's Time for Fair Regulation
For too long, the UK press have bullied people, harassed grieving families, and destroyed lives, all to sell papers. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking consequences. They’ve hacked phones, listened to ...
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September 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Expert evidence can be crucial in a criminal trial. But there is a recurring pattern of defendants coming up with a counterargument only after the trial has resulted in a conviction.
The Lucy Letby trial tells us that something needs to change.
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What the Letby trial tells us about justice
There is a recurring pattern of defence teams coming up with a counter-argument only after a first trial has resulted in conviction. Something needs to change.
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August 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Changes to the UK water industry: a time for hope or hype
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Changes to the UK water industry: a time for hope or hype
We need long-term thinking, not short-term politics
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July 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
How ironic that it is the critics of a blatant power grab who find themselves likened to Germans in the 1930s!
Read the latest of my #IrregularThoughts
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Attorney General joins Lineker's team
How ironic that critics of a blatant power grab find themselves likened to Germans in the 1930s!
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June 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The discount period starts today (Saturday 10 May) and runs for 7 days. Buy the book at amzn.eu/d/bivFsMy.
May 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My book, I Learned to Write, went on sale in March and hit the top of Amazon's bestsellers in two charts. As a celebration, the e-book is being offered for one week only at the discounted price of 99p (usual price £2.99).
May 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Rage agAInst the machine", the latest of my #IrregularThoughts.
Is there any sense in creatives objecting to AI learning from their work?
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Rage agAInst the machine
Is it OK to learn from the work of others?
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April 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My book is #1 in Amazon best sellers. Available at Https://amzn.eu/d/bivFsMy
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Five years ago, I launched a website to explain my writing techniques.
TODAY I launched the book of the website.
In time, it may go to video.
But I haven’t yet decided who’s going to play me.
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I Learned to Write : ... and to love public speaking
I Learned to Write : ... and to love public speaking eBook : Carne, Simon: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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March 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yesterday, Amazon announced it had acquired James Bond. Today, it dumped Neighbours. Clearly, only enough room in the budget for one of them.
February 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Farmers should pay their fair share of tax, but the recent Budget wasn't fair or economically sensible. See "Losing the Plot", the latest of my #IrregularThoughts at
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Losing the plot
Farmers should pay their fair share of tax. But this Budget wasn’t remotely fair.
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November 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM