@simonats.bsky.social
Architect, sailor, writer. Set out to sail around the world in 2012; currently half way around the Pacific. Be warned, sarcasm may be perpetrated…
Everyone should read Kipling’s ‘The Village That Voted the Earth Was Flat’.
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Everyone should read Kipling’s ‘The Village That Voted the Earth Was Flat’.
Math is hard; desperation is delightful!
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Math is hard; desperation is delightful!
Aww, please Derek, we just want to know how to look good!
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Aww, please Derek, we just want to know how to look good!
Ahem, Neil Finn is a Kiwi…
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ahem, Neil Finn is a Kiwi…
“Salome dear, not in the fridge… “
July 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“Salome dear, not in the fridge… “
A great book; fascinating insight into Russia!
July 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A great book; fascinating insight into Russia!
Every time she farts he claps…
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every time she farts he claps…
Booker may be a little hoarse but Trump is a Little
Red Pony…
Red Pony…
April 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Booker may be a little hoarse but Trump is a Little
Red Pony…
Red Pony…
Don’t forget Aotearoa New Zealand. Small but mighty…
March 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Don’t forget Aotearoa New Zealand. Small but mighty…
We all do, Melonball.
March 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We all do, Melonball.
RFK is a serial murderer. Samoa: 83 deaths.
March 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
RFK is a serial murderer. Samoa: 83 deaths.
Happy to believe the Earth is flat if someone can just explain what is on the other side.
March 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Happy to believe the Earth is flat if someone can just explain what is on the other side.
You sure out was fudge?
March 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You sure out was fudge?
Come on; imagine how much research was needed to create a beer that is lighter than Bud Light!
March 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Come on; imagine how much research was needed to create a beer that is lighter than Bud Light!
Someone trying to tell you something?
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Someone trying to tell you something?
“… I’ve come to $hit on you again.”
March 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“… I’ve come to $hit on you again.”
When you have lost Barmy Boris you know you are truly fxxxed.
February 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When you have lost Barmy Boris you know you are truly fxxxed.
Sub Manhatttan for the Sidecar and I’m in… I mean I agree.
February 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sub Manhatttan for the Sidecar and I’m in… I mean I agree.
A man should have to have a heart of stone to read this without laughing…
February 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A man should have to have a heart of stone to read this without laughing…
And yet Sister Squaretoes has never even disclosed who ‘they’ are…
February 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And yet Sister Squaretoes has never even disclosed who ‘they’ are…
You and Donald both!
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You and Donald both!