Simon
@simonallardice.bsky.social
Ipswich Town Fan. Living in California. AvGeek of limited expertise. Real Men Vote for Women’s Rights.
I love it when you see one of these cool things while out for a little hike, and thankfully, I was able to warn a dog walker who was not being sensible and walking with their dog off leash. #Rattlesnake #WesternRattlesnake
July 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love it when you see one of these cool things while out for a little hike, and thankfully, I was able to warn a dog walker who was not being sensible and walking with their dog off leash. #Rattlesnake #WesternRattlesnake
The #PacificGopherSnake makes a curious noise as it moves into grass looking for prey.
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The #PacificGopherSnake makes a curious noise as it moves into grass looking for prey.
I sincerely doubt that any dog walkers from Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek, are going to see this. Dog walkers who don't pick up after their dogs are infuriating, but I also don't get those who let their dogs run around off-leash. This #Rattlesnake was about 4 inches off the trail.
June 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I sincerely doubt that any dog walkers from Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek, are going to see this. Dog walkers who don't pick up after their dogs are infuriating, but I also don't get those who let their dogs run around off-leash. This #Rattlesnake was about 4 inches off the trail.
Came across this cool Rattler today on a trail in Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek. The alt text sets the scene. #Rattlesnake
June 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Came across this cool Rattler today on a trail in Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek. The alt text sets the scene. #Rattlesnake
I touched grass today, some very very dry grass.
May 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I touched grass today, some very very dry grass.
I stumbled, almost literally, across this good-looking noodle while out for a short hike in Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek—a good-sized Pacific Gopher Snake.
May 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I stumbled, almost literally, across this good-looking noodle while out for a short hike in Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek—a good-sized Pacific Gopher Snake.
Two #ElephantSeals working their way to the water in the distance at Drake’s Beach in Point Reyes National Seashore.
May 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Two #ElephantSeals working their way to the water in the distance at Drake’s Beach in Point Reyes National Seashore.
The Minecraft Creeper is so shocked by Lutnick’s bullshit that it turned white.
April 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Minecraft Creeper is so shocked by Lutnick’s bullshit that it turned white.
Trump has this guy, Tommy Freeman, who’s also 6’3” beat by 3 lbs. Dear Leader is such an athlete.
April 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump has this guy, Tommy Freeman, who’s also 6’3” beat by 3 lbs. Dear Leader is such an athlete.
April 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Didn’t the dumb orange fuck say something about the president being impeached for big stock market declines?
April 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Didn’t the dumb orange fuck say something about the president being impeached for big stock market declines?
G’morning Heron, some early morning fishing by said Heron in the nature lake at Heather Farm, Walnut Creek.
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
G’morning Heron, some early morning fishing by said Heron in the nature lake at Heather Farm, Walnut Creek.
#Snow atop #MountDiablo is always a joy to see, though granted it’s a little obscured by cloud. #CaWx
March 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#Snow atop #MountDiablo is always a joy to see, though granted it’s a little obscured by cloud. #CaWx
This is bad. A crack in the sidewalk (pavement if you're a brit) resembling Elon has formed on my walk. Is he more powerful than I thought?!
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is bad. A crack in the sidewalk (pavement if you're a brit) resembling Elon has formed on my walk. Is he more powerful than I thought?!
Wasn’t expecting to see this little guy in Heather Farm Park #WalnutCreek. Gopher snake if you’re curious, leave him be, in fact, leave the rattlers be too. They have their place.
February 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Wasn’t expecting to see this little guy in Heather Farm Park #WalnutCreek. Gopher snake if you’re curious, leave him be, in fact, leave the rattlers be too. They have their place.
Daffodils. Pretty. Innit. #WalnutCreek
February 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Daffodils. Pretty. Innit. #WalnutCreek
For example, this doesn't strike me as a MAGAt.
February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
For example, this doesn't strike me as a MAGAt.
Not seen #WalnutCreek flowing like this in a while. #CAwx
February 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not seen #WalnutCreek flowing like this in a while. #CAwx
Well, they're still doing this, so maybe they're not actually that smart?!
February 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Well, they're still doing this, so maybe they're not actually that smart?!
A blue heron doing some early morning fishing in Walnut Creek, CA.
February 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A blue heron doing some early morning fishing in Walnut Creek, CA.
You should also definitely not google “Goya foods” in an incognito browser, and then click on the sponsored link. That would cost Goya money, so definitely don't do that. Pic attached so you definitely know what not to click.
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You should also definitely not google “Goya foods” in an incognito browser, and then click on the sponsored link. That would cost Goya money, so definitely don't do that. Pic attached so you definitely know what not to click.
Took this some mornings ago, similar needed calming vibe.
February 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Took this some mornings ago, similar needed calming vibe.
Paused the movie coz my little movie buddy is FaceTiming a friend. It paused on the perfect face for how I presently view the US.
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Paused the movie coz my little movie buddy is FaceTiming a friend. It paused on the perfect face for how I presently view the US.