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fun fact: these were based on the neopets motivational posters. this one is from the april fools collection
cackling and making an evil expression, beatrice looms menacingly over battler, who is on the floor crying. the motivational poster reads, "feeling down? cry about it!"
March 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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#umineko motivational posters thank you beatrice
beatrice smiles evilly and mischievously at the viewer, holding out a chess piece to place on the chessboard. the poster reads, "make time to play."
March 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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#umineko question arcs compilation
a redraw of the promo art for the video game, "the murder of sonic the hedgehog." against a black background, a bright spotlight shines down on battler's supine body, very similar to the family guy death pose. the picture is titled: "the murder of ushiromiya battler. he's dead" beatrice, cackling in her witchy and delightful ways, looms over battler with the "broken ankle crystal cave" quote copy pasted behind her. battler is covering his ears and crying. the crystal cave quote reads: Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave. it is from “How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery. drawing of a brightly smiling battler under a text post by tumblr user tenorgender that reads, "bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and pathological degree of avoidant behavior." in the background, ange is grimacing and shedding tears, and beatrice is also making her smiling while holding back tears sprite face. famously from episode 4
March 31, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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in honor of my first post on bluesky im reposting my childe gender comics. if you are me you will understand perfectly.
a picture of childe standing in the danganronpa pose with a smile like hes about to do something stupid and dangerous. he is wearing a t-shirt that says “WE ARE A WOMAN. WE ARE A MAN.” cloud retainer and moon carver look over to zhongli, saying, “by the way, rex lapis, you have become acquainted with a peculiar mortal recently, no? these ones would desire to know what sort of mortal it is this time.” zhongli puts a hand to his chin thoughtfully. “hmm... according to my best knowledge, i do believe that childe is a woman or a man.” the three of them look over at childe, who is going crazy in foul legacy form. moon carver: “this one is enlightened. he does indeed resemble a woman or a man.” cloud retainer: “yes, this mortal is most definitely a woman or a man.” zhongli: “my judgment has become more astute after living among humans for so long.” aether solemnly signs, “childe would be so much less likable if he wasn’t a woman or a man.” paimon nods solemnly next to him, saying, “so true, so true.” diluc says, “what the hell are you even talking about?” paimon and aether turn in unison to give diluc a judgmental look. aether places a hat on a disbelieving diluc’s head. the hat reads, “I’m sorry women or men.”
October 17, 2024 at 5:31 AM