Simisker
simisker.bsky.social
Simisker
@simisker.bsky.social
UI Designer (i.e. nothing tangible or valuable). Collector of musical instruments & dust. Ferret adorer. Pop-crazed youngster. Tremendous protein value. Not this guy, in case you were wondering.
I am completely on Mrs L-F's side here.

Maltesers are chocolately crack, and there's no use fighting it - especially when the calendar has absolved one of all responsibilities for a while 😁
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The previous throne-occupier, by the way, was the astonishing but fatally VERY sweet Blue Steel, by Bang The Elephant:

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BLUE STEEL - Bang The Elephant Brewing Co - Untappd
BLUE STEEL by Bang The Elephant Brewing Co is a Sour - Other which has a rating of 3.8 out of 5, with 553 ratings and reviews on Untappd.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The non-begauntleted hand of optimism! Good luck!

/places life savings on the furry guy
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
💯
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That is ultimate Mari Lwyd! As if a horse wasn't scary enough 😂

This is so much better than an elf on a shelf!
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Every section of that song is a god-tier hook.

I think it's brilliant that you got the chance to thank him for writing it!
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Excellent diacritic employment, sir!
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hope everything is okay, and the outcome good 💜
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I couldn't think of anything festive to rhyme with "Letraset", sorry.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
O tidings of cut out and Gloy
(Cut out and Gloy)
O tidings of cut out and Gloy...
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hurrah! But really, how could you not? ☺️
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What skill, to be able to put so much atmosphere into the mono-/duo-chrome; in particular the top-right church.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM