George Becker
@simian-at-large.bsky.social
grumpy old curmudgeon. Still trying to live down Cincinnati upbringing. Also known as "monkeyface" or "Trotsky", if that helps.
What rowboat? Where? I don't see any boat, do you?
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
What rowboat? Where? I don't see any boat, do you?
more to the point - what percentage are NOT?
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
more to the point - what percentage are NOT?
Yeah, and while yer at it, leave Minneapolis alone!
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Yeah, and while yer at it, leave Minneapolis alone!
I drive through this intersection all the time. If you are not in Minneapolis, just try to imagine: this is happening all around you, all over your ENTIRE city, every day and you can't know who's next.
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I drive through this intersection all the time. If you are not in Minneapolis, just try to imagine: this is happening all around you, all over your ENTIRE city, every day and you can't know who's next.
yeah, well, so much for "full & fair" investigation: Mn state version of FBI just "reluctantly" pulled back from it while FBI freezes them out.
January 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
yeah, well, so much for "full & fair" investigation: Mn state version of FBI just "reluctantly" pulled back from it while FBI freezes them out.
What hospital? What were his injuries? what is his NAME?
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
What hospital? What were his injuries? what is his NAME?
why does this come to mind ...
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
why does this come to mind ...
But is he Somali? Well, then ...
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
But is he Somali? Well, then ...
If there's a next time, reply "It's coal for you this year, fool."
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If there's a next time, reply "It's coal for you this year, fool."
per Google AI:
During a 2017 visit to the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor, President Donald Trump reportedly asked his then-Chief of Staff John Kelly, "Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?"
During a 2017 visit to the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor, President Donald Trump reportedly asked his then-Chief of Staff John Kelly, "Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?"
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
per Google AI:
During a 2017 visit to the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor, President Donald Trump reportedly asked his then-Chief of Staff John Kelly, "Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?"
During a 2017 visit to the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor, President Donald Trump reportedly asked his then-Chief of Staff John Kelly, "Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?"
More rope, please - give them more rope...
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
More rope, please - give them more rope...
Fitting that it opens on a shot of a couple of horse's asses.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fitting that it opens on a shot of a couple of horse's asses.
Don't be ridiculous - it's Biden's fault.
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Don't be ridiculous - it's Biden's fault.
the King Donald version.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the King Donald version.
What does it say when even MTG is more gracious than this alleged Christian?
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What does it say when even MTG is more gracious than this alleged Christian?
He's really bad at this, isn't he?
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He's really bad at this, isn't he?