Simi🐶
@simi-holst.bsky.social
Not an American but damn I feel bad for you all right now.
You are in for a treat!!! Every single line is funny. Note the cold sores at the record launch 😂😂😂
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You are in for a treat!!! Every single line is funny. Note the cold sores at the record launch 😂😂😂
My drummer boyfriend in 1990 didn’t get it 😂
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My drummer boyfriend in 1990 didn’t get it 😂
Best comment section to cheer us up. Thankyou Jamelle.
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Best comment section to cheer us up. Thankyou Jamelle.
Guy that took shooter down, unarmed no less!, was a Syrian Muslim, I won’t wait for them to square that circle. Fucking morons
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Guy that took shooter down, unarmed no less!, was a Syrian Muslim, I won’t wait for them to square that circle. Fucking morons
My god it’s like Stalingrad
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My god it’s like Stalingrad
I got both my kids off Spotify! I feel like a fucking hero
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I got both my kids off Spotify! I feel like a fucking hero
My hot take is Leo, he burrowed down into that role
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My hot take is Leo, he burrowed down into that role
I wonder what former hairdresser will get the gig
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I wonder what former hairdresser will get the gig
She’s a convicted criminal, chronic thirst monger and a complete moron. Yes we have them here too
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
She’s a convicted criminal, chronic thirst monger and a complete moron. Yes we have them here too
I’m in love with this post. The amount of times I had to read that footprints thing on the back of my nans bathroom door😩😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’m in love with this post. The amount of times I had to read that footprints thing on the back of my nans bathroom door😩😂
TV gig or running for senate
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
TV gig or running for senate
That’s what the waitresses wear at The Goldhouse
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That’s what the waitresses wear at The Goldhouse
OMG Look at trumps suit. Look at his pants. The cut, the fit. His tailor is clearly having a laugh
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
OMG Look at trumps suit. Look at his pants. The cut, the fit. His tailor is clearly having a laugh
Are these ice people on commission? It just boggles the mind that they were able to find so many scumbags willing to do it. The bounty states of America
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Are these ice people on commission? It just boggles the mind that they were able to find so many scumbags willing to do it. The bounty states of America
Moses Mike swipe right!
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Moses Mike swipe right!
As a foreigner with free healthcare can somebody tell me what happens if you don’t have health insurance? Please don’t be mad at me for the question, I’m just ignorant, like..can you roll the dice and get insurance when you turn 50?
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As a foreigner with free healthcare can somebody tell me what happens if you don’t have health insurance? Please don’t be mad at me for the question, I’m just ignorant, like..can you roll the dice and get insurance when you turn 50?
I heard Epstein Ballroom and Spa 😂
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I heard Epstein Ballroom and Spa 😂
If there’s any way to alleviate all the anger and pain this has caused, I think it’s to dream up some wonderful repurposing of it once he’s dead. Like classrooms or something for the people. I dunno I’m not even American but something generous.
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If there’s any way to alleviate all the anger and pain this has caused, I think it’s to dream up some wonderful repurposing of it once he’s dead. Like classrooms or something for the people. I dunno I’m not even American but something generous.
I was in the front row at a pretenders concert and she bent down and said fuck it’s hot in here. Right in my face. I goddamn love that woman
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I was in the front row at a pretenders concert and she bent down and said fuck it’s hot in here. Right in my face. I goddamn love that woman