Simeon
@simeonc.bsky.social
I will think of something clever to put here.
I would totally go there by the way.
June 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I would totally go there by the way.
What a job! Imagine if KJU looked away just at the right moment and you had to do it again.
June 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
What a job! Imagine if KJU looked away just at the right moment and you had to do it again.
Most moist eyes... compliment.
October 10, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Most moist eyes... compliment.
I can never understand why a country far from our geographic influence, that we do next to no trade with carries such a strong political influence in this country.
October 10, 2023 at 3:20 AM
I can never understand why a country far from our geographic influence, that we do next to no trade with carries such a strong political influence in this country.
They’ve left and are no longer talking to him.
September 29, 2023 at 12:30 PM
They’ve left and are no longer talking to him.
Same. Tried with my binoculars but the phone just kept trying to focus on the binoculars themselves.
September 29, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Same. Tried with my binoculars but the phone just kept trying to focus on the binoculars themselves.
Mostly “why doesn’t my printer work anymore?”
September 29, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Mostly “why doesn’t my printer work anymore?”
They can’t cope with the colour scheme.
September 29, 2023 at 12:07 PM
They can’t cope with the colour scheme.
He needs some sunlight.
September 29, 2023 at 12:05 PM
He needs some sunlight.
Physically or metaphorically?
September 26, 2023 at 12:02 PM
Physically or metaphorically?
Let her watch the footy!
September 16, 2023 at 10:41 AM
Let her watch the footy!
Just end up reading the shampoo bottle labels.
September 16, 2023 at 10:36 AM
Just end up reading the shampoo bottle labels.
Tried and succeeded.
September 16, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Tried and succeeded.
A step down from his usual doona covers.
September 14, 2023 at 1:33 PM
A step down from his usual doona covers.
"Yes Techno... Tech-no... yes, like the music. Yeah. Mechanicus... not mechanic, Mechanicus. Mechanic-cus, with a US on the end"
September 11, 2023 at 3:25 AM
"Yes Techno... Tech-no... yes, like the music. Yeah. Mechanicus... not mechanic, Mechanicus. Mechanic-cus, with a US on the end"
At least somebody is satisfied.
September 11, 2023 at 1:07 AM
At least somebody is satisfied.
Game changer for downtown real estate.
September 11, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Game changer for downtown real estate.
Wasn't the NBN going to provide a satellite (cluster?) with a cringy name? Sky Muster?
September 9, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Wasn't the NBN going to provide a satellite (cluster?) with a cringy name? Sky Muster?
Didn’t he get knighted for that?
September 4, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Didn’t he get knighted for that?
My favourite character.
September 4, 2023 at 7:31 AM
My favourite character.
Necessary ergonomics.
September 4, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Necessary ergonomics.