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yep, she’s a token……that’s currently being spent
May 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
fr, dude was delulu all night
May 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Best stick she’s ever seen….until the next stick she sees!
January 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“Dave, you have the right remain silent and I cannot recommend strongly enough that you exercise that right!”
January 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
guilty here too…except mine demanded that her dry food be jazzed up, and when it wasn’t she’d just reverse walk outta the kitchen and watch on from a distance until something ‘nice’ was put on top 😂
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Exactly!!
December 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Step 1: find hole
Step 2: lure landowner to hole
Step 3: kick landowner into hole*
Step 4: assume ownership of land

*common etiquette as the kicker, is to let the kickee know that, ‘this is Sparta’
December 9, 2024 at 2:46 AM
shit…he said he’d end it before he even took office;
“I will get it settled before I even become president…If I win, when I'm president-elect and what I'll do is I'll speak to one, I'll speak to the other, I'll get them together."
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
December 8, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Some say #12 is still standing there in disbelief to this day!
November 27, 2024 at 10:16 AM
The scientific reason one hangs lower is so only one potato has to be sacrificed to test the water temperature in the pool / ocean!
November 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM