The Geneva Convention is woke.

I talked to two separate people who thought municipal sidewalk clearing was ridiculous because we would need an army of people with shovels 🤦‍♂️

When I was a kid and my mom said I might have to get tubes put in my ears this is what I pictured.

Anytime the Proud Boys are mentioned I like to remind everyone that those clowns lost the copyright to the name Proud Boys in a settlement with a church they vandalized.

He should have been wearing a helmet and reflective vest if he didn't want to get punched in the face.

Does McDonald's know about this?

There's a whole story behind how the Iraq war left us with military trained veterans with PTSD and no support who took to crime and cops who were given the leftover military equipment. The vets got help or jailed, crime went down and police claimed their military tactics solved the crime problem.

My dog is currently making whining noises because I'm taking too long to make MY dinner just because he expects scraps.
So unconditional love, ravenous hunger and impatience.

It's made it back in my regular rotation after ten years or more. Hearing it on modern headphones has definitely been a new experience.

He seems to be trying to tell me something...