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Salty Sam
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Yarrrrr harrrrr fiddle-dee-dee
Makima forming her army of simps
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I found him
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I got a commission last year from @/bakkubara.bsky.social where he made my guy extra dragony
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me committing medical malpractice because I got all my surgery experience from pirated DS games, Adult Swim, and furries
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
On a factual level, this is a simulation, so having unreasonable conditions makes sense, but I'd like to think the Tech is jamming in broken glass into the patient, to test us.
September 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The enemy of XXL Woofia: XS with a Degree
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
God an incel meeting up with the object of his desire and the dude is friendly to him... it would cause so much damage, I'm scared....
September 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I have acquired my ex-wife’s spine
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why does this vampire have a JO Crystal
September 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The word viand is so funny. You can be Archaic, or you can be Filipino.
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Why is Carl’s evil ancestor in a gay porn gacha game??
September 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me protecting the Fuga: Melodies of Steel cast from the Crave Saga protagonist
September 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Do you need stat buffs? Healing? An extra turn? The Dazzling Dancer of the Azure Depths, Dagg has you covered!

An awesome comm from @vladyzim.bsky.social !!!
August 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Feeding Barbaros the Dubai Chocolate donuts
August 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I made borscht for my darling dearest precious most beloved most angelic sweetheart in the world, His Highness, King Theodor
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Why is this line so sad... Oh, my baby boy... My baby angel
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is the actual plot of Another Eidos Code of Dragon Vein R
August 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m DYIIIIIIIIIGN Theodor’s Eidos is two Mimir
August 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
May my Theodor brainrot last from now until the end of time
August 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Parsley soju? That sounds disgusting… is that a Series of Unfortunate Events reference???
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Imagine going to a BDSM sex club and the dom hits you with the Inexorable Stare
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Characters whoa re Umamusume coded
August 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm gonna FOLK him right in the ENCYCLOPEDIA
August 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM