Weirdly, just this morning the wife used the US spelling of license in the whatsapp with the landlord regarding the TV licence and I was ->| this |<- close to googling to check the spelling, but I had faith in myself. This scam had me, "twice in one day? am I the one who's wrong?" enough to check.

Try to send me a scam from a UK number but use an American spelling? You can fuck all the way off.

Seriously, the wrong form of licence is the biggest red flag for me here. Even bigger than the suspicious website or the "nextb" stuff.

Also after, but ESPECIALLY before.

Is that why I don't even get a complementary bag of peanuts any more?

🤔

Wait... is that the golden ratio?

Oh, no, the fairy lights have a Swiss plug!

Wait, is that a European plug underneath?

Smash the adaptor with tools!

It's actually quite cute. And the way she calls an advent calendar an "allerveller" calendar is 😍

Wolf Alice were always good